The Week in Diamondbacks Tweets

Tweet of the Week

@Dbacks @allieweg2242 pic.twitter.com/xMXDbJMzTy

— Evan Marshall (@emarsh31) August 19, 2015

Honorable mentions

Flashback to one of the lasting memories of the series in Pittsburgh:

Thinking about interviewing some wooers tomorrow night. I don't actually care about them. I just want to get their names. So we have them.

— Josh Yohe (@JoshYohe_PGH) August 19, 2015

This team keeps bouncing back and forth between "these guys are pretty good" to "Am I watching a 2014 game again???" #Dbacks

— Joe B (@JoeCB91) August 20, 2015

@AZSnakepit How long before Blair starts feeling resentful of everyone around him getting called up?

— Mindy (@SongBird3411) August 23, 2015

Think I'm going to keep my comments to myself for awhile. I'm sure you understand.#disheartining

— Craig Blair (@fourblairs) August 24, 2015

Dbacks, Real Madrid, Fear the walking dead and Games of thrones.. What a sunday

— Ender Inciarte (@Enderdavid18) August 23, 2015

#Dbacks Josh Collmenter plans to bring Slider the hamster on road trips.

— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) August 25, 2015

#Dbacks Josh Collmenter also has a Mantis in the clubhouse. Where are their cages? "A secure location."

— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) August 25, 2015

The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets

Diamondbacks 8, Pirates 9

#Dbacks vehemently ignoring the "Valley Honda keys to the game". ---> Be patient against Liriano 9 pitches, 3 hits, 1 run.

— ChipHalesBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) August 18, 2015

Pirates fans probably crying already cuz Beef hit one of their Baserunners. Dirty DBACKS.

— Ronnie Laybold (@YotesHereToStay) August 19, 2015

Why, yes: yes they were...

@Dbacks this isn't Dodge ball you dickheads, tell your catcher to knock his shit off

— Mikey White (@MikeyWhite003) August 19, 2015

Diamondbacks 1, Pirates 4

When will the Food Network stop talking about Pierogis and get back to the #dbacks game?

— Andy (@codedandunited) August 20, 2015

If the @Dbacks' play-by-play guy doesn't say "He jacks one, Pollack!" when this guy homers, why even go into work?

— DJ Gallo (@DJGalloEtc) August 20, 2015

Diamondbacks 5, Reds 4

@AZSnakepit I may have tweeter too damned soon.

— Bruhette (.504) (@AzSportsGirl63) August 21, 2015

David Hernandez is a winner on the mound for the first time since September 29, 2013. Congrats @DHern_30!

— Jeff Munn (@MunnyBall) August 21, 2015

Diamondbacks 6, Reds 3

Still thankful we don't have Mark Grace trying to slide into Rosie Redlegs' DMs anymore

— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) August 22, 2015

Reading Peña's eyes through the mask after AJ's second steal, 'Fuck this fucking shit.' #GoDBACKS

— Bruhette (.504) (@AzSportsGirl63) August 22, 2015

Diamondbacks 11, Reds 7

Watching Zach Godley pitch is like reading an @AZSnakepit article...the beginning grabs you & the ending causes a WTF

— Joel Meier (@Angry_Saguaro) August 23, 2015

@Dbacks he was already on the base anyways. #Safe pic.twitter.com/oHlueQbNNj

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) August 23, 2015

Diamondbacks 4, Reds 0

#Dbacks Of course #Reds RHP Jumbo Diaz has an offensive tackle's number, 70. He is 6-4, 280.

— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) August 23, 2015

Awesome to see #MattyIce back! Best part was his bags didn't make it this morning so he used Chafin's glove and Ziggy's cleats

— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) August 23, 2015

Diamondbacks 2, Cardinals 5

#Dbacks may soon need some help soaking up innings -- if Chacin keeps pitching like this, could be a Jhoulys-to-own situation

— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) August 25, 2015

Waaaaay too many cheers for a Goldschmidt GIDP at home. #Dbacks #Cardinals

— DESIGNING PLANES MAN (@placovara) August 25, 2015

Diamondbacks 1, Cardinals 9

18,720 in the house for a #Dbacks team that entered 5 1/2 games out of NL West and was facing the best team in baseball. Disconcerting.

— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) August 26, 2015

Maybe they knew in advance?

Chip Hale's expression in the highlights is exactly how I feel about this game @FOXSPORTSAZ @Dbacks #WhereAreTheDbacks

— Aaron Wilson (@a_wilson_44) August 26, 2015

The week in McCarthy Tweets

On the perils of being a pro sportsman drafting fantasy football.

@KcannonDFS @DavisMattek cause I still feel like an asshole every time I talk fantasy. Like people discuss me that way, and it's weird

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 25, 2015

@dakern74 @sabr these are made up names (@KenTremendous )

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 22, 2015

The last Tweet before I unfollowed Miggy

I wish I can be a Cubs for the rest of my life!!! Is two uniforms every player would like to wear the first one is the Cubs and second ???

— miguel montero (@miggymont26) August 24, 2015

Yeah. About that. Though to his credit... He replied to the response below, and redeemed himself somewhat!

@julioh07853816 dbacks been playing pretty good and they all can hit I'm proud of then

— miguel montero (@miggymont26) August 25, 2015

But, still a better person than some... [Tweeted, than deleted...]