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Pit Your Wits: Week 15

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Last week, This author asked you to come up with some new, between innings, entertainment for Diamondbacks games, and you responded. Let's see what you came up with!

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In first place, we have Nate Rowan with his unintentionally timely suggestion, given the events of the Marlins series...

Throw stuff at Puig
Simple, and enjoyable for everyone

by Nate Rowan on Jul 18, 2015 | 5:11 PM reply rec (6) flag actions

In second place, we have thunderpumpkin87!

A spelling contest (don't worry.... keep reading)
to see who can correctly spell Jarrod Saltalamcahcalammachhiamala [which is no one]. If you win, you get to pinch hit for him, because that would be better anyways. But if you lose, you have to swim through the pool filled with actual Diamondback rattlesnakes in order to claim your consolation prize of a churro dog.

by thunderpumpkin87 on Jul 18, 2015 | 5:07 PM reply rec (5) flag actions

And in third place we have a tie between AzRattler and freeland1787!

Insert nacho slides
Solves everything

by AzRattler on Jul 18, 2015 | 12:27 PM reply rec (4) flag actions

Have a dunk tank
With your [least] favorite bullpen pitcher. If you succeed, you get a contract to replace the pitcher that you put in the tank for that day.

Rob Gronkowski: 308 catches, 4379 yards, 54 TDs, 9001 Gronk Spikes
Paul Goldschmidt: .300/.393/.537 104 HR 372 RBI and is America's First Baseman
Dansby Swanson: Signed

by freeland1787 on Jul 18, 2015 | 3:19 PM reply rec (4) flag actions

And now for the first batch of standings for the second half!

Nate Rowan-6

Thunderpumpkin87-3

AzRattler-1

freeland1787-1

Now for this week, we have something of a special occasion. This weekend, Randy Johnson will be inducted into the MLB HoF. There have been many tributes for him, from the successful, the Dbacks retiring his number, to the less successful, renaming SR51 after him without consulting anyone involved. I think we can do better than all of them, and I want you to come up with it. So, tl;dr, come up with a great tribute to The Big Unit that. It can be classy, funny, ridiculous, anything you want. Go!