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Tweet of the Week
This isn’t where I parked my car. http://t.co/OP1LUJSt2L pic.twitter.com/1kgYnutBIK
— MLB GIFS (@MLBGIFs) July 9, 2015
Honorable mentions
Finally a Dback!!! Ready to continue the dream! @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/8H2754SMcq
— Alex Young (@AlexYoung_23) July 11, 2015
This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left, you can see the summit of #Mount500. We'll be touching down in 3 outs #Dbacks
— Justin Emerson (@J15Emerson) July 9, 2015
Ah, it was nice while it lasted. For the next Tweet, I can imagine Paul Goldschmidt cringing inside every time he sees this car, having to suppress an urge to jump out and shriek at passess-by, "IT'S NOT MINE, DAMMIT!"
@Dbacks @RealDbackNation @FOXSPORTSAZ #GoDbacks Just talking about the #ASG2015 while driving in Tucson. Then this! pic.twitter.com/MMHo1KdNK9
— Sue Moses (@sue_Moses) July 12, 2015
Usually, it's Paul Goldschmidt who's got Dbacks fans like... pic.twitter.com/NIsSVA9tTM
— Gabe Lacques (@GabeLacques) July 13, 2015
The future. Wei-Chieh Huang and @SocratesBrito rep the #Dbacks at the 2015 #FuturesGame. pic.twitter.com/jTszXk1Z0z
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) July 12, 2015
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Rangers 2
People are booing a walk to Goldschmidt, apparently not realizing that a member of the Arizona Diamondbacks who isn't Goldschmidt is up next
— Sprints Fielder (@ThreeTwoEephus) July 8, 2015
Yovanni exits the game. Start the car. Perhaps a Lamborghini, Gallardo?
— ChipHalesBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) July 8, 2015
Diamondbacks 7, Rangers 4
In reference to the image which was our Tweet of the Week...
Awesome Tomas-Prince staredown there. Would love to see those two wrestle for first base
— Zach Buchanan (@azc_zachb) July 9, 2015
You guys think Ziegler's got 3 innings in him tonight?
— Venom Strikes (@VenomStrikes) July 9, 2015
Diamondbacks 2, Mets 4
I'm beginning to think that the #DBacks should just begin every game with a Mike Harkey visit to the mound.
— Rick Dummermuth (@golfbrick) July 10, 2015
Oliver Perez is coming into the game for the #DBacks and the boos are pouring down here at Citi Field #Mets
— Daniel Yanofsky (@DanYanofsky) July 11, 2015
Diamondbacks 2, Mets 4
Dominant inning from Corbin, who strikes out the side in the second. All three went down swinging on sliders.
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) July 11, 2015
I don't even know the kid who caught that ball, but I'll never like him. #Dbacks
— Kathleen Ritter (@kritz41) July 11, 2015
Diamondbacks 3, Mets 5
Just when you think you have a read on how the wave can be annoying, the fans at Citi Field show you one moving in the wrong direction
— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) July 12, 2015
I saw Kirk Nieuwenhuis with the devil
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) July 12, 2015
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
California's state song should be a loop of the quick honk that alerts the driver at a green light to get off their phone
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 10, 2015
watched Back to the Future for the first time last night and I loved it. Thought I'd watch part 2 tonight. Holy hell is it awful
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 8, 2015
also, it's pretty obvious that Donald Trump is actually future alternate timeline Biff Tannen
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 8, 2015
And, finally - for variety, one from the Missus...
Somehow I feel like this dog is better off on her own. pic.twitter.com/A5Lnoimns6
— Amanda McCarthy (@Mrs_McCarthy32) July 11, 2015