Pit Your Wits: Week 9

Well, only two people got rec's. We had a couple more entries, but no one voted for them. Moral of this story? Ya'll need to use the rec button more! Anyway, in first place, we have AzRattler with five rec's!

Parra showing why AzDbackfanInDc loves him so

as he catches the ball for the opponent even when they don’t ask
when he Tootblans, he does it in fashion
His Parrazookas are knows to catch wild Puigs

He is the most interesting player from the Diamondbacks

by AzRattler on May 30, 2015 | 12:00 PM reply rec (5) flag actions

And in second place, we got the only other contestant to receive a rec, preston.salisbury!

Parra demonstrates to Collmenter that he is the true master of the force.

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by preston.salisbury on May 30, 2015 | 5:16 PM reply rec (1) flag actions

On to the standings! Preston.salisubry narrows onedotfive's lead on the field, and AzRattler leapfrogs up to fourth place.

onedotfive-21

preston.salisbury-20

Benhat-11

Azrattler-7

freeland1787-6

Jim McLennan-6

TheGoldenSombrero-6

TylerO-5

Diamondhacks-3

ford.williams.10-3

hotclaws-3

TusconTim-3

soco-2

DbacksSkins-1

Diamondhacks-1

hventure-1

Rockkstarr12-1

This week, I want you to imagine that the Diamondbacks have hired you to design their latest ad campaign. They're pretty vague about how they want it presented, but they are sure that it has to include a five word slogan that attempts to draw interest in a mediocre team through humor and truth in advertising. Feel free to incorporate your slogan into an advertisement of some sort, but most importantly rec the comments you like! Go forth and advertise!