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Pit Your Wits: Week 10

Last week, you were hired by the Dbacks to write a new ad slogan for them. Let's see what you all came up with!

By Imstillhungry95
Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

Lot's of rec's given out this week, and a three way tie for first place between AzDbacksFanInDC, Benhat, and Diamondhacks!

Arizona Diamondbacks One Year Away

I LOVE YOU FRAYED ENDS OF MY SANITY AKA FRAY FRAY KITTY RIP BUDDY

by AzDbackfanInDc on Jun 6, 2015 | 5:06 PM

The Arizona Diamondbacks: "A thrill ride for all!"

Come join us at Chase Field for an endless supply of entertainment. Don’t get Salty if you can’t spell the name of our catcher, and don’t Reed the numbers that Add up in the bullpen. Through Hellickson and high water (in the pool), you can always count on the first baseman to be as good as Gold!

by benhat on Jun 6, 2015 | 3:38 PM

ATTEND Games and Bypass Berthiaume

keeping pollock fresh is a good idea, if we're talking about fish. - xmet 5.26.15

by Diamondhacks on Jun 6, 2015 | 3:12 PM

In second place, we have hotclaws and her Dbacks weight-loss solution!

"Shed pounds the Diamondbacks way"

Watch the team to lose all appetite for food. The maalox only diet gets rid of weight easily.Comfort eating binges solved by the bullpen coughing up leads in a vomit inducing fashion.Burn calories wondering if the opposing pitcher will walk Goldy. Exercise those flabby fingers by trying to out-comment ’Skins.Yes,become less of a fan with the Dbax weight loss system.

Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine. ~Pat Conroy

by hotclaws on Jun 6, 2015 | 4:13 PM
And last but not least, we have onedotfive in third!

A Diamondback is forever.

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

by onedotfive on Jun 6, 2015 | 4:28 PM
Lots of changes to the rankings this week, including a new, yet very familiar face!

onedotfive-22

Benhat-17

preston.salisbury-20

Diamondhacks-9

Azrattler-7

AzDbacksFanInDC-6

freeland1787-6

hotclaws-6

Jim McLennan-6

TheGoldenSombrero-6

TylerO-5

ford.williams.10-3

TusconTim-3

soco-2

DbacksSkins-1

Diamondhacks-1

hventure-1

Rockkstarr12-1


Recently, a couple of Pitters have been championing a nickname for Nick Ahmed based off the comedian Jeff Dunham. That got me thinking about comedians in general and specifically Jeff Foxworthy. So for Pit Your Wits this week, I want you to finish the sentence, "You might be a Diamondbacks fan if..."  Post your punchlines, and rec the ones you like! Good luck!

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