Tweet of the Week
Pretty ugly huh? In all Seriousness tho thanks for the text, tweets and prayers! Could have been a lot worse! #lucky pic.twitter.com/NasQBYWqkz
— Archie Bradley (@ArchieBradley7) April 29, 2015
Honorable mentions
[Though a week or so later, someone was clearly getting bored with regular updates on the Bradley swelling situation...]
. @ArchieBradley7 $10 credit in kangaroo court if you can go a whole week without tweeting a picture of yourself #youregonnaneedit
— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) May 5, 2015
Just your typical LA morning filming promos on Hollywood Blvd with Josh Collmenter. Watch @MLBONFOX on May 30. pic.twitter.com/fPqoNfmxJ1
— Josh Rawitch (@joshrawitch) May 2, 2015
#TBT to current Arizona Diamondbacks LF David Peralta (@dperalta6) when he was a pitcher for the JC Cardinals! pic.twitter.com/gRkDx2Hv7t
— J.C. Cardinals (@JC_Cardinals) April 30, 2015
And this conversation between the D-backs and Rockies Twitter accounts:
@Rockies So...when are you guys going to get one of these? pic.twitter.com/1wMQ9d9Wql
— #VoteDbacks (@Dbacks) May 5, 2015
@Dbacks Why would we ever want to obstruct THIS in any way? pic.twitter.com/FtSW2lKLgD
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 5, 2015
The correct answer, based on a Saturday Tweet from the Rockies, would be, "Because it would also obstruct THIS..."
Wow... pic.twitter.com/bygU1OnaQS
— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 10, 2015
This Game is So Bad... [How bad is it?]
During last night's atrocity exhibition, we had some gallows humor...
This game is so bad... Go. I'll start. This game is so bad, the churro dogs had to be put down.
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) May 12, 2015
The #Dbacks game is so bad the #KissCAM featured people arguing
— Joel Meier (@Angry_Saguaro) May 12, 2015
@AZSnakepit this game is sooo bad, Chase Bank is thinking of changing their name!
— Larry Gale (@LarryGale) May 12, 2015
@AZSnakepit that game was so bad if it were a book Stephanie Meyer would criticize its writing
— DESIGNING PLANES MAN (@placovara) May 12, 2015
@AZSnakepit This game is so bad…. the fans are clamoring for Kevin Towers to return. Ok, I might’ve gone a bit too far there.
— Diamondback Fans (@DbackFans) May 12, 2015
The Games in Diamondback Tweets (truncated edition!)
Diamondbacks 12, Rockies 5
Really tense, horrible, sick atmosphere at the #Dbacks game. I hope Bradley is okay.
— Anbolyn Potter (@anbolynp) April 29, 2015
Brad Ziegler's WHIP is so low it's wearing apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur.
— Joe Cortez (@JDCortez_14) April 29, 2015
Diamondbacks 9, Rockies 1
The little kid next to me made a sign. He may not get this picture of a bat on TV tonight. pic.twitter.com/xyqzRJQ5Du
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 30, 2015
Diamondbacks 0, Dodgers 8
Dear Dbacks, PLEASE STEP UP YOUR GAME. Sincerely, all your fans
— emberleigh. (@emberleighhh) May 2, 2015
@AZSnakepit now im getting ice cream. screw this
— steven burt (@stevenburt) May 2, 2015
Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 6
#dbacks giving it up for Aaron Hill after his first homer gives them the lead back. pic.twitter.com/7IV0lqQvIg
— Todd Walsh (@ToddWalsh) May 3, 2015
This is my nightmare. Taking a date to a ball game and she starts knitting. #Dbacks pic.twitter.com/PN7LqXRCVl
— Eric Rawlins (@E_Rawl) May 3, 2015
Diamondbacks 0, Dodgers 1
Addison Reed up in the #Dbacks bullpen. So, I mean, if you have plans or something, you can plan accordingly.
— Inside the 'Zona (@InsidetheZona) May 3, 2015
"I felt like I won the fight" - dbacks
— YungJoc (@righteousrodela) May 4, 2015
Diamondbacks 13, Rockies 7
Tyler Maztek trudges towards the #Rockies dugout, but misses low and outside.
— ChipHalesBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) May 6, 2015
So, maybe the #DBacks coaches' pep talk was just "We're playing the Rockies next"...
— Josh Freeman (@CVFreeman) May 6, 2015
Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 1
@PurpleRow @purpledinocast I want to talk crap to the Dbacks, bc they can hear every word, but they outnumber the fans here.
— Andrew Demrow (@KingDemrow) May 7, 2015
Not much of an exaggeration.
Crowd 8th inn G2 DH. @Dbacks 5-1 lead over @Rockies pic.twitter.com/OIAMrxqP2b
— Greg Schulte (@GubnuhDbacks) May 7, 2015
Diamondbacks 11, Padres 0
As foul ball comes at @Dbacks dugout #Dbacks players yell "Guard Archie"
— Kate Longworth (@KateLongworth) May 8, 2015
Someone just said "Rusty Trumbo" and now I can't watch the DBacks anymore
— Harris (@Ascend_Descend) May 8, 2015
Diamondbacks 5, Padres 6
@Dbacks close the roof it's icy in here❄️❄️
— Zachary Bedgood (@bedgood_5) May 9, 2015
@Dbacks before the game I told my friends I'd shotgun a beer for every HR... #WHY #goodnight #WhateverItTakesToWin
— Tim Goebel (@Tim_Goebel22) May 9, 2015
Diamondbacks 4, Padres 6
When you're drinking at the dbacks game and get on TV pic.twitter.com/sSCNgyC3qX
— Joe Skelly (@THEJoeSkelly) May 10, 2015
Diamondbacks 2, Padres 1
— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) May 10, 2015
'Nuff said.
Diamondbacks 1, Nationals 11
Bonus "This game is so bad..." entries!
@AZSnakepit this game was so bad that Steve Berthiaume might actually call Jake from State Farm just for the positive feedback
— Ryan P. Morrison (@ryanpmorrison) May 12, 2015
@AZSnakepit @ryanpmorrison this game is so bad Hellen Keller turned it off
— Matt Steill (@MSteill) May 12, 2015
The Week in McCarthy Tweeta a.k.a. "No ligament? No problem!"
@ArchieBradley7 man I'm glad you're ok and that you stopped playing football for a safer sport like baseball
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 29, 2015
thles pani pills are'nt havin any eff=ect at al;/ claer th*inking is me and motoor sskils is very greats
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 30, 2015
my penis looks ridiculous when i take a bath
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2015
my wife ties someone else's shoes about as well as Angelina Jolie adapts books into movies (callback to earlier observation)
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 4, 2015