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The Week in Diamondbacks Tweets

The D-backs split the last week's games evenly, but here is how the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune looked on the Twitter.

By Jim McLennan@AZSnakepit Apr 21, 2015, 6:00pm EDT

Tweet of the Week

A Much Needed Transformation Tuesday! @Dbacks @RealDbackNation #TransformationTuesday pic.twitter.com/kdpnwo5LsZ
— Connor Bowen (@BowenArrow04) April 15, 2015

Honorable mentions

@Lana pretty sure it's in the rules that you can't UNLESS it's the dbat corn dog or the new churro dog
— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) April 20, 2015

Estoy muy contento por mi primer HIT en MLB, y feliz porque seré padre por segunda vez! #FELICIDAD #GRACIAS
— Yasmany Tomas (@eltanquetomas) April 20, 2015

How do you get to be a bat boy for the #dbacks? And would they consider a middle-aged romance author with a hell of an arm?
— Ginger Scott (@TheGingerScott) April 15, 2015

They don't call him the best engineer in the business for nothing @LeoGilmartin @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/uisdYxDYhj
— Greg Schulte (@GubnuhDbacks) April 16, 2015

kept walking pic.twitter.com/BRmLJ5WVbK
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) April 17, 2015

Dumb Tweet of the Week: People VERY unclear on the concepts

@Dbacks @MLB R U kidding me? U force someone to wear gear that supports your team? HELLO! We're in America. Clothing is a form of speech.
— Mike Freemyer (@mikefreemyer) April 15, 2015

The Games in Diamondback Tweets

Diamondbacks 1, Padres 5

If he keeps this up, both in terms of pace and effectiveness Hellickson will become new Trevor Cahill to dbacks fans
— scott bordow (@sbordow) April 15, 2015

This is still weird to read. Took a second for me to realize, "Oh, wait, Upton is on the Padres." https://t.co/XxbJzQuN4b
— Layton Shumway (@theshums) April 15, 2015

Diamondbacks 2, Padres 3

Inciarte steals third without a play. Without a look. Without the Padres having much of a clue
— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) April 16, 2015

#IWasTraumatizedBy Justin Upton. #accurate #dbacks pic.twitter.com/NN06Z1JwW7
— emily (@emilydoesthings) April 16, 2015

#Dbacks Goldschmidt not big on personal stuff. 500 hits mean much? "Honestly no.I wouldn't have known unless somebody said something to me."
— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) April 16, 2015

Diamondbacks 7, Giants 6

Bruce Bochy has to check under his pitchers’ beds for Paul Goldschmidt.
— Beyond the Box Score (@BtBScore) April 17, 2015

Dear Addison, please close this game out. My life is already sad enough. I run a parody account. Don't make it worse. Hugs and kisses -patch
— JJ Putz Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 17, 2015

It's Raining Chicken Tenders, I'm in heaven https://t.co/rjhB8FI9g2
— Kevin Zimmerman (@KZimmermanFSAZ) April 17, 2015

Diamondbacks 9, Giants 0

@Jody_Jackson @FOXSPORTSAZ I'm available for interviews. But only if payment is in garlic fries.
— AT&T Park Seagull (@ATTSeagull) April 17, 2015

Does anyone think back to April 25, 2007 when they see Jake Peavy pitch against @Dbacks?
— Frank Rubio (@_FrankRubio) April 18, 2015

Giants fan just told me I'm not allowed to clap when the Dbacks are up by more than five runs. Sorry, sir, but this is just too cool to see.
— Julia Shumway (@JMShumway) April 18, 2015

Diamondbacks 1, Giants 4

God, this game was tedious, even on social media. Here's a picture of Jody Jackson in a kayak. It's the best I can do.

@Jody_Jackson @FOXSPORTSAZ pic.twitter.com/ulJy0KOZQF
— Brian Henry (@BrianPHenry) April 19, 2015

Diamondbacks 5, Giants 1

Now watch as Jeremy Hellickson gets a double play ground ball to record a four out inning...
— ChipHalesBarmyArmy (@SedonaRedArmy) April 19, 2015

.@Dbacks has Goldy ever had a beard before? Science needs to know.
— Jourdan Rodrigue (@JourdanRodrigue) April 19, 2015

Goldy now three for three on ruined stolen base chances for AJ: HR/BB/SO. #dbacks
— Samuel Richard (@samuelisaac) April 19, 2015

The Week in McCarthy Tweets

@billyeichner if we were on the street I'd yell at you about your terrible opinion then run away
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 18, 2015

Korean BBQ meat sweats > all the other meat sweats
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 20, 2015

@MichaelSalfino greenies & coke make for a way different environment
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 20, 2015

And, if you don't understand the next one, you need to go back and read today's SnakeBytes:

takes 10 batters to bat around. If you have another opinion it's wrong and you should be placed in stocks in the nearest City Center
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 20, 2015