Infield Chatter Episode 6

I'm not in this episode (well, except for the two smartass editor's interjections), but they still made me edit it. How's that for gratitude, huh? (Okay, maybe I did offer to do so before the fact, but I'm trying to create fiction for the sake of a good narrative.) It's mostly a mailbag episode with the other two answering various questions, some highlights:

• How happy we are that Spring Training tourists are leaving
• More food talk
• Lot of talk of dark magic, kinda strange
• No, seriously, what *is* the deal with Joe Mauer?