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Place your bets on the 2015 Super Bowl

Yeah, this is pretty much the one day of the year when even the SnakePit has to acknowledge the existence of other sports. I feel so... dirty.

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There are a plethora of bets available if you want to wager this afternoon: the full list runs to 30 pages and over 500 props. Here's a selection of ones not actually related to the outcome of the game - I'm not prepared to compromise our integrity that much...  If you had $1,500 hypothetical SnakePit dollars to use, how would you place them? Note: unlike our annual Diamondbacks series, I will not be creating an actual spreadsheet. I have no interest in listening intently to every word of the National Anthem, to establish whether or not Idina Menzel flubs a word. F'heavens sake, people: let it go...

How long will it take Idina Menzel to sign the US National Anthem?

  • Over/Under 2 minutes 1 second

Will Idina Menzel forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?

  • Yes +400 (4/1)
  • No -600 (1/6)

How many times will "Deflated Balls" be referred to during the game?

  • Over/Under 2½

Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a TD in the game?

  • Yes +400 (4/1)
  • No -600 (1/6)

Which Color will Bill Belichick's hoodie be?

  • Grey 1/2
  • Blue 7/4
  • Red 7/1

Bill Belichick Hoodie Type?

  • Sleeves Cut -150 (2/3)
  • Sleeves Intact +110 (11/10)

Will Bill Belichick smile during the game on camera?

  • Yes +150 (3/2)
  • No -200 (1/2)

How many times will Katy Perry be mentioned in the 1st Half?

  • Over/Under 1½

Which song will Katy Perry perform first at Halftime?

  • Firework 3/2
  • Roar 3/2
  • This Is How We Do 5/1
  • Dark Horse 12/1
  • E.T. 12/1
  • Wide Awake 12/1
  • Waking Up In Vegas 20/1

What will Katy Perry be wearing when she begins the Halftime show?

  • Skirt or Dress 4/5
  • Pants (below knees) 2/1
  • Shorts (above knees) 2/1

What color will Katy Perry's hair be when she begins the Halftime show?

  • Black/Brown 2/1
  • Pink/Red 3/1
  • Blue/Green 3/1
  • Blonde 4/1
  • Purple 5/1

How many times will Gisele Bundchen be show on TV?

  • Over/Under 1½ [correct answer: not enough]

Who will be shown more on TV during the game?

  • Robert Kraft -200 (1/2)
  • Paul Allen +150 (3/2)

How many viewers will the game have?

  • Over/Under 113 Million

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his interview?

  • Teammates 3/2
  • God 5/1
  • Fans/City 15/2
  • Coach 12/1
  • Family 12/1
  • Owner 12/1
  • Does not mention any of the above 2/1

What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

  • Orange 3/2
  • Yellow 5/2
  • Clear/Water 3/1
  • Red 15/2
  • Blue 15/2
  • Green 10/1

What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?

  • Market Up -140 (5/7)
  • Market Down EVEN (1/1)

What will be higher?

  • Russell Wilson Passing Yards -15½
  • US National Average Gas Price (in cents) on Monday, February 2nd +15

Props from Bovada.lv