Other Baseball News
The Royals won the World Series.
Oh, you want more? Hmmmmm..... Well, there was an earthquake last night. My cats are jerks so they didn't warn us about it despite being able to sense them 15 minutes ahead of time according to the latest Facebook meme that is of course scientifically proven to always be accurate.
Oh, and Fred Thompson died. He seemed like a good guy when he was busting heads as the DA on Law and Order. But I liked him best as the aircraft carrier captain in Hunt For Red October.
Cowboys suck, Broncos don't, and today is the trade deadline for the NFL. But you aren't here for that. Come to think of it, if you're reading this at all you're a pretty devoted Diamondback fan. Or I guess maybe a fan of AZSnakepit. Or maybe you're a fan of me. But that seems highly dubious of me to draw that kind of assumption.
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