Tweet of the Week
The worst part of baseball season ending? We have to put up with football for 3 months
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) October 4, 2015
Honorable mentions
#ThanksDbacks for an exciting season on and off the field! Can't wait for 2016. ❤ ⚾ https://t.co/rCEsQlGr9d
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) October 6, 2015
How many gifs and vines are gonna be made of kershaw picking his nose just now..
— Daniel Palka (@Danielbpalka) October 3, 2015
@Dbacks @RealDbackNation @FOXSPORTSAZ #GoDbacks #thanksDbacks Here's a scoreboard you don't see every day. pic.twitter.com/TMmTQt8ifH
— Sue Moses (@sue_Moses) October 4, 2015
Hopefully next season we can use our @Dbacks experience points for good wi-fi
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) October 2, 2015
Bad news for bandwagon fans (via @alysonfooter): http://t.co/suJ94grOZO pic.twitter.com/8WXRpvu0mg
— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 4, 2015
.@Yankees You're welcome. See you next year. pic.twitter.com/PUa0wouMrq
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) October 4, 2015
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 4, Rockies 3
The moon is peeking over the open roof. #chasefield #dbacks @Dbacks pic.twitter.com/BMAcpfsSNz
— Jen Penman Yarbrough (@jpenaz) September 30, 2015
Does this mean the Dodgers will go jump in McCovey cove.
— Leo (@LeoGilmartin) September 30, 2015
Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 1
@Dbacks the fans are eerily quite tonight. I feel like this is a golf tournament rather than a baseball game.⛳️=⚾️?
— AZ_Sports_Momma (@KarynAhartz) October 1, 2015
Perhaps they were too busy taking selfies? And, speaking of which, the last word:
I'm the chick in the bottom right hand corner giving zero fucks and shoving ice cream in my mouth #priorities https://t.co/LAwpwfSBct
— Mariah Baker (@MLBaker30) October 1, 2015
#LoudSustainedApplause
Diamondbacks 8, Rockies 6
With Patrick Corbin on the mound, you could tell me this DBacks team is an 18u team and I'd be like, "ok."
— Carolyn Jelley (@C_Jelley) October 2, 2015
@AZSnakepit Should have demanded a review to troll the umpires
— Michael McDermott (@michaelmcd8393) October 2, 2015
Diamondbacks 5, Astros 21
Maybe the Astros should sign up for rollover runs.
— Alden Gonzalez (@Alden_Gonzalez) October 3, 2015
Hey @Astros, we're going to go ahead and split our aces now. Cool?
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) October 3, 2015
Diamondbacks 2, Astros 6
Dammit. Does that include expressive hand gestures? pic.twitter.com/U6cKFxkJkQ
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) October 3, 2015
@AZSnakepit @estherschindler @imstillhungry95 at the @Dbacks game. We LOVE seeing the game from this suite pic.twitter.com/4wLm8DzD3d
— Mindy (@SongBird3411) October 4, 2015
Well, I guess I'm not actually taking a selfie. :)
Diamondbacks 5, Astros 3
Wow, the D-backs just congratulated the Astros and their fans on the public address system for clinching playoff spot. Classy.
— Brian McTaggart ⚾️ (@brianmctaggart) October 4, 2015
I went to the highlight of Goldy's homer yesterday and found myself in the stands because I am an extreme narcissist pic.twitter.com/ppvFi68n6D
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) October 5, 2015
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
NL CY Young voters: no matter which of the three you vote for, you got it right. Congrats! And horribly wrong. Idiot.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) October 2, 2015
made the mistake of watching TV after midnight and now I've spent two grand on phone sex and have seven new fanduel accounts
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) October 5, 2015
Mrs. McCarthy seems concerned...
@Mrs_McCarthy32 mmmmmmm prolapsed anus
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) October 1, 2015
@drivelinebases told me I wouldn't be good enough to be a starter for a junior college team at his ASU camp. Will never forget/forgive
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) October 4, 2015
So... Did you know Brandon McCarthy ALMOST went to ASU?