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Quotes N Stuff
"I can't find any quotes on yesterdays game. Every article is about the dang selfies." - Me
Yesterday's Game
Castillo's 2-run double lifts Diamondbacks past Rockies, 8-6 - It turns out the Arizona Diamondbacks will have something to play for after all in their final series of the 2015 season.
Selfie Talk
VIDEO: Uh oh! Arizona Diamondbacks' fans called out for taking selfies during games - If you weren't self-conscious about taking a selfie before, you may think twice about it now.
SEE IT: Selfie-taking sorority girls get shamed by MLB announcers at Arizona Diamondbacks game - A group of selfie-obsessed Arizona sorority girls were shamed at a baseball game by two MLB announcers for snapping photos of themselves for at least two minutes straight.
ASU SORORITY GIRLS TEASED FOR TAKING SELFIES AT ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS GAME - Moments after asking Diamondback fans to take selfies and post them to Twitter, D-backs TV commentators Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly couldn't stop joking about a group of ASU Alpha Chi Omega sorority sisters doing just that at Wednesday night's game.
What We Learned from the Arizona Diamondbacks Sorority Selfie Scandal (Frankly I don't like Slate very much but some of you might)
Selfie-obsessed Gen Y girls go to Colorado Rockies-Arizona Diamondbacks game for some reason (This Site is in Australia) - Two commentators at a Major League Baseball game in the US have spoken out on behalf of the pre-mobile phone generation, hilariously confessing their consternation at a group of young women more intent on grabbing the perfect selfie than watching an enthralling contest on the field.
Diamondbacks announcers' selfie shaming needlessly alienates younger fans - Lets all pile on the announcers!
(Note: Seriously, there were 400 like articles on the selfie shtick alone. About 5 on the actual game.)
Non-Selfie DBacks News
HOUSTON AT ARIZONA - A milestone win for Dallas Keuchel would mean even more for the Houston Astros.
Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Patrick Corbin happy with comeback despite rough final outing - Despite a shaky final start of the year against Colorado on Thursday night, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Patrick Corbin heads into the off-season with a smile.
D-backs adapting lineup around Pollock and Goldschmidt (Our old friend Jack Magruder) - The Diamondbacks know how to score. They are the second in National League in runs and have two of the most productive players in the league in WAR-mongers Paul Goldschmidt and A.J. Pollock.
Report: Giants, Diamondbacks have interest in Mike Leake - The San Francisco Giants and Arizona Diamondbacks have "strong interest" in signing starting pitcher Mike Leake this off-season, according to USA Today's Bob Nightengale.
Diamondbacks: Can Socrates Brito Make the Team in 2016? - Philosophical mini Mexican food anyone?