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Tweet of the Week
Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.
— Touki Toussaint™ (@_YoSoy_Touki) September 17, 2014
Honorable mentions (GM Search edition)
Thought Dave Stewart as front runner for #dbacks gm was pretty awesome, just found out they don't mean guy from eurythmics #disappointed
— S Banks (@826tripleplay) September 19, 2014
I wish the Diamondbacks were doing their GM search with a reality show. La Russa could probably do a solid Trump/Apprentice thing.
— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) September 17, 2014
I vow to renegotiate the terms of the @dbacks "6 runs for free tacos" agreement with Taco Bell, down to 5 runs if I'm made GM #PoochForGM
— Pooch™ (@Poochalottamus) September 19, 2014
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Giants 2
Sorry @hunterpence, tonight was Racing Matty's night. Nice rap video though. #HunterPenceSigns pic.twitter.com/Rrm6ooAFbY
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) September 17, 2014
Tonight's Hunter Pence sign pic.twitter.com/VA9hXdvmku
— FOX Sports Arizona (@FOXSPORTSAZ) September 17, 2014
Diamondbacks 2, Giants 4
Most SF thing ever - a Giants media member brought his own coffee & a coffee press to brew his own java at the @Dbacks game the other night
— Mike Jack Bauer (@MikeJackBauer) September 17, 2014
"Addison Reed allows two runs in non-save situation" is an accurate headline for both Sunday and Wednesday #dbacks #lol
— carlo miguel (@gimme_choco) September 17, 2014
Diamondbacks 6, Rockies 7
I feel like I'm watching the same #DBacks game every night
— Babbling Brooks (@funbrooksie) September 19, 2014
Since we’re in the spirit of declaring independence tonight, can the #Dbacks declare independence from their bullpen? #again
— Edward Jensen (@edwardjensen) September 19, 2014
Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 15
This @Dbacks team has cashed it in. They don't look like they want to be out there. None of them. They are just finishing the schedule.
— Clay⚾ (@ClayJParker) September 20, 2014
This #dbacks game is so depressing I'm drinking a Budweiser - some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.
— S Banks (@826tripleplay) September 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 1, Rockies 5
The @Dbacks toilet bowl swirl continues. there goes another turd of a game.
— Joeldude (@joeldude) September 20, 2014
Wow - didn't realize the #DBacks game started so early. Apparently neither did the players.
— Will Beakley (@willbot) September 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 8
And now a #Dbacks update . . . Ugh never mind
— Phoenix Sports Hub (@PHXSportsHub) September 21, 2014
Hey NY umpires I will pay for your eye exam!! @AJPollo860 should have been safe on 1st! @Dbacks
— Stephanie ✌❤⚾ (@stephycakes714) September 21, 2014
Diamondbacks 6, Twins 2
The lady at the concession stand that sold me my drink said there wasn't any lids but I feel like it's because I'm wearing a Dbacks jersey..
— Ricky Nelles (@Ricky_N41) September 23, 2014
A @Twins fan in a windbreaker sees my winter coat & says *Safe bet you're not from around here. It is the 1st day of fall, not winter.* Ha
— Cindy Brunson (@CindyBrunsonAZ) September 23, 2014
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
The language barrier between my cab driver and I was no match for my overly loud English, wild gesticulations and passive aggressive sighing
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 21, 2014
@Mrs_McCarthy32 then that would make me Clarissa Kent
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 23, 2014
wait if you ask your doc about Cialis you get a 30 pill free trial? 2 years worth?!? *starts high fiving every married man in the area*
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 22, 2014