Tweet of the week
I believe those involved are, from left to right: Eury De La Rosa, Alfredo Marte, Jake Lamb, Matt Stites, Ender Inciarte, Tuffy Gosewisch (his second year!), Evan Marshall, David Peralta, Vidal Nuño and Chase Anderson.
I can’t wait to tell all of my daughter’s friends how much she farted as a baby— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) August 26, 2014
Wish i couldve brought the bangs back for tonights throwback uni's pic.twitter.com/f058NDqs6r— Addison reed (@Areed43) August 30, 2014
I always felt that when going to another team's park, you should behave like you were visiting someone else's home. If asked to do something, you do it: you may not want to, but their house, their rules. Doesn't appear some Dodger fans are quite so considerate.
I wore my where's the pool shirt and they made me turn it inside out. Of course I turned it over when I walked inside— Armando Mendoza (@DaaDozer) August 27, 2014
So brave... When he was again requested to reverse the shirt, he did what all heroic SJWs do: took to social media to whine about it.
They came all the way to my seat again to tell me about my shirt. If they have to tell me one more time I'm getting kicked out.— Armando Mendoza (@DaaDozer) August 27, 2014
After some more back and forth on Twitter, he was allowed to keep it, since, while crassly provocative, it didn't technically breach the rules. Here's the shirt in question - be sure to hold your sides first, for I fear they may split. I don't blame the D-backs, but really, Mr. Mendosa. When you act like a jackass, doing something whose sole purpose is to goad and inflame those nearby, you really shouldn't get all hurt and offended when you are treated like a jackass. Of course, expecting class from the Dodgers at Chase is probably hopelessly optimistic.
The Games in Diamondback Tweets
Diamondbacks 5, Dodgers 9
6 security guards and 2 policeman talking to fans above the pool. Yes the Dodgers are in town.— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 27, 2014
Diamondbacks 1, Dodgers 3
Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 2
"Fine.. I'll do it all myself." -Josh Collmenter #Dbacks— Max Elmer (@max_a_trillion) August 30, 2014
Diamondbacks 0, Rockies 2
Nolan Reimold punches his ticket to the 2024 #Dbacks Alumni Night game with a single to left in his first Dbacks AB.— Adam Lichtenstein (@ALichtenstein24) August 31, 2014
Diamondbacks 6, Rockies 2
Diamondbacks 1, Padres 3
Is the Dbacks game on? And if so, the next question is should I even bother watching it or should I do laundry instead? #1stworldprobs— I like to sport (@tubingtyler) September 1, 2014
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
your dog can have the same diet as his wolf ancestors-only you know, in an engraved bowl you got him for his birthday http://t.co/O0IWFKuRDE— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 27, 2014
Listen I'm all for gender equality but I have to pee and this amorphous blob isn't helping anything pic.twitter.com/6SBLYcT2vH— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 29, 2014
@tankster777 I'm not 'trolling twitter' I'm in bed about to fall asleep MOM— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 31, 2014