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Last week I challenged you to fight off ninjas (not terrorists, geez, people) to get back the D-backs offense. The winners:
Nothing
The Diamondbacks’ offense is a myth. Why would I risk my life to save it?
The Ninja that ran off with the Dbacks offense
Its not about muscle
Simple physics
Calculate the velocity V in relation to the trajectory T, in which gravity G of course remains a constant
Its not complicated
It's a well-known fact
that pirates are the mortal enemy of ninjas.
As such, I’d try to assemble a team of pirates to capture the Dbacks’ offense back. I’d travel to Somalia, get kidnapped by pirates, ransomed, and fail utterly — like the Dbacks’ offense.
Seems an appropriate ending.
Second Half Standing now stand as such:
| Name | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Total Points |
| Jim McLennan | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Diamondhacks | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| SenSurround | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Fangdango | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
| TucsonTim | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| Xipooo | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
| MrMrrbi | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| JoeCB1991 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| imstillhungry95 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| James Attwood | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| DbacksSkins | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| The Lord Humungus | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| AJV19 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Makakilo | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| piratedan7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Clefo | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| prwhitaker1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
This week's challenge:
The Diamondbacks are looking for a new GM. Help them out by suggesting a non-traditional skill NEEDED for any potential new D-backs General Manager
As usual, rec the ones you like. And, mmm yeeeeeeeah we're gonna need you to come in on Saturday.