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Pit Your Wits Week 25: HELP WANTED

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Candidates must have 3 to 5 years experience in onion farming.

Christian Petersen

Last week I challenged you to fight off ninjas (not terrorists, geez, people) to get back the D-backs offense. The winners:

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Nothing

The Diamondbacks’ offense is a myth. Why would I risk my life to save it?

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The Ninja that ran off with the Dbacks offense

Its not about muscle

Simple physics

Calculate the velocity V in relation to the trajectory T, in which gravity G of course remains a constant

Its not complicated

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It's a well-known fact

that pirates are the mortal enemy of ninjas.

As such, I’d try to assemble a team of pirates to capture the Dbacks’ offense back. I’d travel to Somalia, get kidnapped by pirates, ransomed, and fail utterly — like the Dbacks’ offense.

Seems an appropriate ending.

Second Half Standing now stand as such:

Name Gold Silver Bronze Total Points
Jim McLennan 2 0 0 6
Diamondhacks 1 1 0 5
SenSurround 1 1 0 5
Fangdango 0 2 1 5
TucsonTim 1 0 1 4
Xipooo 0 2 0 4
MrMrrbi 1 0 0 3
JoeCB1991 0 1 1 3
imstillhungry95 1 0 0 3
James Attwood 0 1 0 2
DbacksSkins 0 0 2 2
The Lord Humungus 0 1 0 2
AJV19 0 0 1 1
Makakilo 0 0 1 1
piratedan7 0 0 1 1
Clefo 0 0 1 1
prwhitaker1 0 0 1 1

This week's challenge:

The Diamondbacks are looking for a new GM. Help them out by suggesting a non-traditional skill NEEDED for any potential new D-backs General Manager

As usual, rec the ones you like. And, mmm yeeeeeeeah we're gonna need you to come in on Saturday.