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I escaped from my Cyberian captors, just in time to declare the winners of last week's 'design a robot to help the D-backs' challenge:
if(timeToAnalyzeRoster) {
while(stillWorkingThroughRoster) {
Player playerToAnalyze = getNextPlayerFromRoster();
if(!sucks(playerToAnalyze)) {
playersToKeep.add(playerToAnalyze);
}
else if(isRenoFiller(playerToAnalyze)) {
whine();
sendPlayerToReno(playerToAnalyze);
}
else if(isOldAndBroken(playerToAnalyze)) {
whine();
blameKT();
dfa(playerToAnalyze);
}
else if(isBeingUsedImproperly(playerToAnalyze)) {
whine();
blameGibby();
blameKT();
playersToKeep.add(playerToAnalyze);
}
else {
rationalize(playerToAnalyze);
playersToKeep.add(playerToAnalyze);
}
}while(playersToKeep.size() < 25) {
if(youngTalentAvailable()) {
playersToKeep.add(callUpYoungTalent());
}
else {
playersToKeep.add(signAgingFormerPadre());
}
}
}by SenSurround on Aug 13, 2014 | 5:59 PM reply unrec (10) actions"How much money can we offer Brandon Lyon without making him suspicious?"
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
SOS
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
In distress
1 0 0 1 0 0Memory banks unloading
Bytes break into bits
Unit D’back’s in trouble and it’s scared out of its witsGuidance systems break down
A struggle to exist
To resist
A pulse of dying power in a clenching (broken) Goldy fistChicks dig the velo!
ExtendoGlove-O-Matic X3000
Given to all three outfielders so they can catch all of the balls that are blasted into the seats by opposing hitters.
Also available in Xtra Long versions for the statuesque outfielders
Cards/Bears/Suns/D-Backs/Yotes/Sun Devils
Carson Palmer, he goes long
The machine we have been waiting for...
Now release the entire bullpen.
Mr. 98%
-Jacen Reid
Second Half standings now look like this:
Name | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Total Points |
Diamondhacks | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
SenSurround | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
MrMrrbi | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
TucsonTim |
1 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
James Attwood | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
Fangdango | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
AJV19 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
DbacksSkins | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Makakilo | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
piratedan7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Clefo | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
JoeCB1991 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
prwhitaker1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
In honor of our Fearless Leader's wife's passion project, Phoenix FearCon, this week's challenge:
If the 2014 Diamondbacks season was a horror film, what would be the plot?
As usual, rec the ones you like, otherwise Gibby Krueger will enter your dreams and make you intentionally throw at Andrew McCutchen.