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Pit Your Wits Week 19: Ye Olde Caption Conteste

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Grandpa, tell us again about how you had to walk uphill both ways to enter that caption contest to get kudos on the internet.

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Last week you were challenged to insert a new rule for baseball, and then describe how it would affect the Diamondbacks. Lots of great entries, but only 3 could win:


New Rule:

If a fan runs on the field and can evade security for 30 seconds or longer, he may be inserted as a pinch runner for Gerardo Parra.


Expand wild card

from two to eight teams, so that eleven teams in each fifteen team league reach postseason.

Effect on Diamondbacks: No effect

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - William B Cameron 1963

by Diamondhacks on Jul 24, 2014 | 12:42 AM


Teams are allowed to go into the settings page

and click the "Turn Injuries Off" button.

This makes the Diamondbacks record at the end of the season… 81-81.


After 1 week, the 2nd Half standings look like this:

Name Gold Silver Bronze Total Points
MrMrrbi 1 0 0 3
Diamondhacks 0 1 0 2
AJV19 0 0 1 1

See, maybe resetting the standings wasn't such a terrible thing for some people.

This week's challenge:

Caption contest! Write a funny/witty/sad? comment for the photo accompanying this article.

As usual, rec the ones you like, and maybe enter one yourself.