Tweet of the Week
Selfie. #Dbacks #ASG pic.twitter.com/ngOUXaRODS
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) July 15, 2014
The Home-run Derby in Diamondbacks Tweets
Americas newest hero: Jose Cano blanking Yasiel Puig
— Steven Burt (@stevenburt) July 15, 2014
The home run derby is going the same direction as the slam dunk contest unfortunately
— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) July 15, 2014
Home Run Derby night and only 5 tweets saying I should pitch to every participant #BabySteps
— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) July 15, 2014
40,558 fans here at Target Field. An Ambien would have cost much less.
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 15, 2014
The All-Star Game in Diamondbacks Tweets
First pitch Goldy has seen on the inside part of the plate in 3 months. #Dbacks
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) July 16, 2014
Wainwright saying he grooved one (Trout and Miggy too?) is like the person who donates "anonymously", but tells it to everyone.
— Yankee10570 (@Yankee10570) July 16, 2014
Ted Williams died the week before 2002 ASG and had MVP immediately named after him. MLB had a month and did nothing for Tony Gwynn.
— 'Duk (@KevinKaduk) July 16, 2014
The Games in Diamondback Tweets
Diamondbacks 5, Cubs 4
I'd rather watch a homeless man's colonoscopy than Cahill pitch another inning for the DBacks #strongopinions
— Scott Bogman (@BogmanSports) July 19, 2014
Fan ran out to the field and literally broke the ankles of all the security guards. LOL #cubs #dbacks
— Loren (@Vivaloren) July 19, 2014
Diamondbacks 9, Cubs 3
I feel like they should have tried Trumbo at 3B, but you really can't win when it comes to Mark Trumbo defense.
— John Thompson (@UrbyJT) July 20, 2014
Wasn't planning to drink a lot tonight but the way the @dbacks are playing....RIP TO MY LIVER. I gotta celebrate tonight. #ForGoldy
— steph (@stephgarcia_xo) July 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 3, Cubs 2
VIDEO: A storm trooper and Chewbacca are calling today's #Dbacks telecast: http://t.co/JuoonpTtKj #StarWarsDay pic.twitter.com/U0PjqaOI90
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) July 20, 2014
Dbacks promotions playing "Float or Sink" with a Boba Fett alarm clock. If it sinks, it will be slowly digested over 1,000 years.
— Zach Buchanan (@azc_zachb) July 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 2, Tigers 4
Please don't call the cops. It's not domestic violence, it's just me screaming at my TV because it's baseball season and the @Dbacks are on.
— Lys (@iamcherryface) July 22, 2014
#Tigers closer Nathan, on glut of Detroit fans at #Dbacks game: "It felt like more of a home game, except I didn't have as many boos."
— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) July 22, 2014
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
This week, a Getting Used to New York edition.
This city has such great energy and so much to teach me. Heck, as I block a sidewalk to type this, I've already learned three new swears!
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 21, 2014
As someone who is currently apartment hunting in NYC, I'm not all that impressed by this episode of Naked & Afraid.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 21, 2014
@CJNitkowski I just woke up from a nap and farted contentedly. Almost as glamorous as you described.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) July 20, 2014