Tweet of the week
Star Wars night @Aces pic.twitter.com/pmk8ZfvAyP
— Kevin Munson (@GOTMUNEY) May 31, 2014
Honorable mentions
As #Dbacks Collmenter addressed reporters Montero walked by, shouted, "Tuffy wants a watch"; reference to @RJ51Photos gift after perfect gm
— Craig Grialou (@CraigAZSports) May 30, 2014
@RandallDelgado @DidiG18 best in a million universes
— Tyler Skaggs (@TylerSkaggs37) May 30, 2014
Can someone please talk about how Ender Inciarte looks like Ryan Gosling? @Dbacks #LatinDoppleganger
— Alysia Gruenstern (@Alysia_G) May 31, 2014
I support my dbacks even though their world is crumbling. By support I mean not harassing the players verbally while boarding the team bus.
— Day B4 Plastics Fan! (@DBPFAN) June 1, 2014
People unclear on the concept
@Dbacks , Steve Berthiaume is a Terrible announcer!!! He gives negative Stats on our players, says Parra has struck out 16 times in 16 Games
— charliehustle#2 (@CracraftCharlie) May 31, 2014
Really guy 1:55 left in game 6 and this guy comes in and ask for the dbacks game? #growup
— KyleDr.HookWanker (@Kwaronker48) May 31, 2014
Er... See that location? Phoenix, Arizona? A city not involved in the NBA Finals of which you speak?
I never understood why the DBacks have a #BearMascot... and they are #DiamondBacks.. a freakin snake!!! #SMH..
— Live_Breathe_Blue_cl (@LuvFitness) June 1, 2014
The Games in Diamondback Tweets
Diamondbacks 3, Padres 4
Good news there's not enough people to do the wave. It's more like a microwave tonight. Still sucks
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) May 28, 2014
3 Ducks on the pond for the @DBacks & Quackenbush coming to pitch for the Padres *insert AFLAC jokes here*
— April Addington (@Rockkstarr11) May 28, 2014
Diamondbacks 12, Padres 6
The Arizona Diamondbacks just scored as many runs in the first inning as the Kansas City Royals have scored in their last four games.
— Kevin Payne (@KCPayne26) May 29, 2014
the next time the @Dbacks have a throwback day, Goldshmidt should just step to the plate wearing chainmail and swinging a mace.
— Brandon Foshee (@brandonfoshee) May 29, 2014
Goldschmidt pulled, probably because the ballpark manager wants to have a word with him about destruction of property. #Dbacks
— Charles Woodall-Pike (@CactusOnIce) May 29, 2014
Diamondbacks 4, Reds 0
@TClippardsSpecs yep. So tomahawk-y that if the Reds and Dbacks need to make peace after the game, they can bury his arm
— Ryan P. Morrison (@InsidetheZona) May 30, 2014
Lol...I like how @MLB had Josh Collmenter's real accomplishment sandwiched between two tweets on how amazing Puig's bat flips are. #GTFO
— Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) May 30, 2014
Diamondbacks 4, Reds 6
Well, this will be awkward at the next meeting of the International Brotherhood of Devins.
— Devin Jessup (@kennokishi) May 31, 2014
The All You Can Eat section attempting to start the wave. Surprised they can even get up. #Dbacks #BanTheWave
— Dave Zorn (@davezorn72) May 31, 2014
Diamondbacks 0, Reds 5
#Dbacks Game didn't start @ 5:10 PM... My body clock is off...Shit I'm already standing doing the "stretch"
— Joel Meier (@Angry_Saguaro) June 1, 2014
This should put everyone in a good mood after this crappy @Dbacks night! #newpuppies pic.twitter.com/JhA3dWrKk4
— SnakeBitDave (@SnakeBit4Az) June 1, 2014
Diamondbacks 3, Reds 4
The guy sitting behind me is explaining baseball. To his dad. In French. @dbacks @mlb
— blair houghton (@blair_houghton) June 1, 2014
Dbacks outfield by far has the best group of backsides in MLB! @88_gparra, @Enderdavid18, @IamCodyRoss, @AJPollo860 & now Peralta! #GoDbacks
— Angelica (@Angelica_1508) June 1, 2014
The Week in Brandon McCarthy Replies
@KayceeSogard we wont have one then because we'll have oceanfront property (you guys will be by Hawaii after the 'big one')
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 3, 2014
@andylevy @jakefogelnest i just searched & sadly twitter doesn't have an option for 'mute andy levy + jake fogelnest from hours of 12-3 AM'
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 30, 2014
And finally: we need this on a T-shirt.
@craigcalcaterra it's grown men in costumes playing games for tens of millions of dollars. It's not world diplomacy.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 29, 2014