Off Day/USA-Germany Thread

There is a day off before the Diamondbacks go to San Diego tomorrow to face the other terrible National League team. In the meantime, feel free to use this thread to discuss the upcoming USA-Germany World Cup game in GDT fashion, which begins at 9 AM Arizona time. (Bonus points to people who can makes jokes about the Kaiser and Otto Van Bismarck rather than... you know who.)

Also feel free to throw out any Diamondbacks topics in the mix as well as they may arise.