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Pit Your Wits Week 14: Who Ate All the Pies?

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Oy! U havin a giggle, m8? I'll bash ur head in, I will. I swear on me mum, I will. Ah, I'm just taking the piss, let's go to the Millwall game.

Laurence Griffiths

Last week you were challenged to create a pregame superstition for a Diamondback. The winners:

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Addison Reed

gives up a home run. Just for fun.

Whatever you've got planned, forget it. I'm the Doctor. I'm from the planet Gallifrey, in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness. And you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? ~The Doctor
Dodgers HBP this season: 3

by imstillhungry95 on Jun 11, 2014 | 3:19 PM

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paul goldschmidt calls up tim lincecum and just laughs

Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can't handle how kick-butt reality is.

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Nick Evans

doesn’t do a damn thing because everyone knows that Gibson isn’t going to play him.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

After 13 weeks, the standings look like this:

Name Gold Silver Bronze Total Points
kishi 6 1 0 20
imstillhungry95 1 4 0 11
Diamondhacks 2 1 1 9
Jim McLennan 2 1 0 8
Clefo 1 2 0 7
piratedan7 1 1 1 6
blank_38 0 2 1 5
AzRattler 0 0 4 4
Xipooo 0 1 2 4
Moranall 0 1 1 3
SenSurround 0 1 1 3
DbacksSkins 1 0 0 3
Zavada's Mustache 1 0 0 3
benhat 0 1 1 3
John Baragona 0 1 1 3
AJV19 1 0 0 3
4 Corners Fan 0 1 0 2
Opoohwan 0 1 0 2
Fangdango 0 1 0 2
preston.salisbury 0 0 2 2
hotclaws 0 1 0 2
MyGirlsDad 0 1 0 2
PR151 0 0 1 1
TolkienBard 0 0 1 1

Your challenge this week:


Base a soccer-style chant on a popular tune, and dedicate it to a Diamondbacks player (or Diamondbacks situation).

Oy! Rec the entries you like, you should know the drill by now.