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Thoughts for the Week
Gloom (general) department
Which is a more painful experience- cheering for the #DBacks this week, or cheering for the Starks in #GoT?
— Devin Jessup (@kennokishi) April 6, 2014
Keep on keepin' on department
my people up so we never lower our head that wins are to come this is just the beginning always positive dbacks
— gerardo parra (@88_gparra) April 6, 2014
Wise words department
I love my children to death n I still get frustrated by them and sometimes complain. It's what love does: brings high expectations. #Dbacks
— CharVivant (@AZ_Charlene) April 6, 2014
Unending darkness department
Our @mikejurecki asked @judefox10 what the @Dbacks can do to 'get out of this funk...' Jude's immediate response: "They can't." #Ouch
— Fox Sports 910 (@foxsports910) April 8, 2014
The games in Diamondback tweets
4/1: Diamondbacks 5, Giants 4
Aaron Hill with a Grade-600-level troll on the Giants.
— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) April 2, 2014
Is there really controversy over the call in the #Dbacks #SFGiants game? Bochy used his challenge on the wrong call? Live & learn. #toobad
— Veronica Padilla (@VeroPadilla34) April 2, 2014
4/2: Diamondbacks 0, Giants 2
Pennington starting at SS for #Dbacks tonight. Gives me a reprieve from people commenting to me on how many plays Gregorius would've made.
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) April 3, 2014
Trevor Cahill covering first is my favorite ride at Six Flags.
— Zach Buchanan (@azc_zachb) April 3, 2014
4/3: Diamondbacks 5, Giants 8
@hankschulman The bees are leaving. #Dbacks saw they wore #SFGiants colors & were politely asked to relocate. pic.twitter.com/RzrqhVn0qH
— GrandPaD (@_GrandPaD) April 3, 2014
So the #Dbacks have this in their pool area. pic.twitter.com/iYfl1CYl9S
— Anthony Martinez (@Amart652) April 3, 2014
4/4: Diamondbacks 2, Rockies 12
Holy crap, the #Dbacks are losing 10-2?! I really am not going to be able to get any half priced Papa John's this year, am I?
— Ryan (@The_Real_Sparky) April 4, 2014
In honor of David @Letterman, the #Dbacks will follow the game by presenting the top 10 runs scored against them today
— Jarrett Carlen (@JarrettGC) April 4, 2014
4/5: Diamondbacks 4, Rockies 9
Was looking forward to the DBacks season this year.... Then they actually started playing games.
— Yancy Evans (@gallandro1) April 6, 2014
Do you think the #Dbacks could just ask other teams nicely to not hit balls to left field? Like, appeal to other teams' sportsmanship?
— Ryan P. Morrison (@InsidetheZona) April 6, 2014
4/6: Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 3
Four hashtags needed for the @Dbacks win today... #WadesWorld #TRUMBOMB #ReedItAndWeep #slaphands
— Alex Nash (@DashOfNash) April 6, 2014
Wade Miley helping himself out and scoring Owings. Long flowing locks down the line #Dbacks
— Ronnie Laybold (@YotesHereToStay) April 6, 2014
4/8: Diamondbacks 3, Giants 7
Pick up boy and say "Dbacks losing 2-7 to Giants" and he says "well, better than 1-8" #brightside
— Crys (@Crysthedoula) April 8, 2014
Call me crazy, but I think Dbacks' Trevor Cahill is going to pitch the game of his life right now in San Francisco. #imcallinit
— Bob McManaman (@azbobbymac) April 8, 2014
Er... You're crazy?
McCarthyism of the Week (forensic department)
I ordered a room service pizza for dinner and I'm 95% sure it was a reheated frozen pizza. How do I prove this?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 8, 2014
.@DiGiornoPizza does this look like it could be one of yours? Any help would be greatly appreciated pic.twitter.com/5hKQxGFsSR
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 8, 2014
hunger wins initially, then curiosity gets its turn RT @WhatTheH_ck you ate a lot of it for it being reheated frozen pizza
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 8, 2014
The final decision?
@BMcCarthy32 that is 100% @DiGiornoPizza and I'm embarrassed for being so certain. :(
— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) April 8, 2014
And, elsewhere...
Set aside your pro-Rockies / anti-DBacks bias and just appreciate what a great wedding cake topper this is. pic.twitter.com/bLqy1WucBA
— Chris Chrisman (@chrischrisman) April 6, 2014
Gerardo Parra is wearing some kind of rave necklace. NOT #gritty. #Dbacks pic.twitter.com/kuxFargOgU
— Sean Myers (@SoundsLikeSean) April 6, 2014
.@Dbacks P Wade Miley currently has more hits (4) than Pedro Alvarez, Jason Heyward, Bryce Harper, or Allen Craig. @cantpredictball
— Procrasti-stats (@Procrastistats) April 8, 2014
Finally, Andy is a little late to the party. As in, showing up as everyone else is on their way home, and the host is collecting empties.
Is anyone using the "Trumbomb" yet? If not, you’re welcome. #Dbacks #Rockies
— Andy Evans (@LessThanItTakes) April 6, 2014