Dammit. Somehow, the first half of my gathering of Tweets, were eaten by the SB Nation machine. Either that, or the undead on Zombie Night consumed them. So, therefore, a rather truncated selection, covering more or less from Saturday on.
However, to make sure you get your full dose, I've been amusing myself with Twitter's site, which allows you to relive the glory that was your first Tweet. Here are some select (and not-so) entries.
I should be reviewing 'Eve of Destruction', Instead, I am setting up a Twitter account. Go, me...— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) April 1, 2009
Here's the first official Dbacks' Tweet. Damn, times have changed in five years, haven't they?
1. Lopez -2B; 2. Byrnes - LF; 3. Drew - SS; 4. Tracy - 3B; 5. Clark - 1B; 6. Young - CF; 7. Montero - C; 8. Upton - RF; 9. Scherzer - P— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 14, 2009
Be the Leader, blaze your own, follow your gut, follow your bliss, follow ur dreams, question the rules, do what you love nd be awesome— Sir Didi Gregorius (@DidiG18) June 2, 2012
Im New to the whole twitter thing...someone fill me in on these hashtag thingys #hashtag— AJ Pollock (@AJPollo860) December 22, 2012
I'm going to bed now. That seems like an appropriate start for me here. Mundane and uninteresting.— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) February 28, 2011
I can't believe the dude on The Bachelor was dumb enough to let @lisamorrisey get away. Bigggg mistake!— Charles Brewer (@CharlesBrewerAZ) February 2, 2011
Nap time— Archie Bradley (@ArchieBradley7) July 8, 2010
@MLB What steps do I have to take to get verified?— Wade Miley (@wademiley36) February 21, 2011
The Games in Diamondback Tweets
Diamondbacks 7, Cubs 5
Diamondbacks 5, Phillies 6
This is the first time Bronson Arroyo has thrown four scoreless innings. Also the first time he's thrown two or three scoreless.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 27, 2014
Diamondbacks 0, Phillies 2
On the topic of not PHing Eric Chavez for Cody Ross in the ninth.
Not the strategy I would have chosen, but I don't make undisclosed amounts of money for the next undisclosed number of years.— Zach Buchanan (@azc_zachb) April 27, 2014
If Arizona dbacks played the Arizona Wildcats in baseball would EITHER score?— Mr X (@mrxsports) April 27, 2014
Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 8
let's turn on the dbacks game oh wait I'm blacked out because of the Colorado Rockies in IDAHO— Steven Burt (@stevenburt) April 29, 2014
how could I have forgotten the great roots the rockies put down here.— Steven Burt (@stevenburt) April 29, 2014
The way this one went, I certainly endorse the next concept.
@cinderbella "Phoenix sports- revel in the mediocrity!"— Devin Jessup (@kennokishi) April 27, 2014
And good to see a former Diamondback is still active... and may have a secondary career after he retires!
Barry Enright (@BarryEnright45) April 26, 2014