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Tweets of the Week
There is a bobcat in our back yard. A BOBCAT. IN. OUR. BACKYARD.
— Elizabeth (@cinderbella) April 21, 2014
@cinderbella baxter's trying to put a hit on us
— soco (@socosoco) April 21, 2014
@socosoco @cinderbella Man, the Dbacks are taking it seriously when fans proclaim the team is killing them this year.
— Charlene Curiale (@curryalley) April 21, 2014
Tweets of the Week (honorable mention)
@kennokishi that is awkward!
— Ryan Rowland-Smith (@hyphen18) April 22, 2014
The more you know...
Steve Berthiaume interviewed Mark Trumbo for the Cup of Coffee series, and there was one question on everyone's mind afterward:
Mark? Raspy, haunting. Surprisingly British. RT/@BMcCarthy32: @Mtrumbo44 Hi Steve. What did his voice sound like? Most of us want to know.
— Steve Berthiaume (@BertDbacks) April 15, 2014
@SteveGilbertMLB yes, but "Cup of Coffee or Soda or Water, Sandwich & Bag of Chips with @BertDbacks" didn't roll of the tongue quite as well
— Brett Hansen (@bretthansen5) April 15, 2014
Reno Aces were on my flight this morning from Tucson to Vegas. Randy Wolf loves his Angry Birds. #themoreyouknow
— Daniel Berk (@DSBerk) April 15, 2014
Analytics say: mini bats are not particularly effective as part of a zombie survival kit. Well, probably not. #Dbacks #analysis
— Ryan P. Morrison (@InsidetheZona) April 22, 2014
Oh, no, you didn't department
Can they give some to Dbacks pitchers? MT: @BreakingPHXNews: DEA makes major steroid bust in PHX: http://t.co/68i8uwgiF7
— Ryan (@The_Real_Sparky) April 19, 2014
Live tweet: Just saw a truck with an Arizona @Dbacks license plate that said YNKELUVR
— Dave (@teamrawket) April 20, 2014
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 0, Mets 9
Anonymity department
I like the move to pull the names off of the backs of the #DBacks jerseys. It'll help boost trade value if we can't tell exactly who sucks.
— Todd in Phoenix (@toddinphx) April 16, 2014
Original promotion department
DBacks draw 21,969 here on base-hit giveaway night.
— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) April 16, 2014
Diamondbacks 2, Mets 5
Head-spinning department
#Dbacks McCarthy postgame had no answers for team's play, suggested an "exorcism or something. We've crossed over into that bad side."
— Craig Grialou (@CraigAZSports) April 16, 2014
It all makes sense now department
The Dbacks just wanted to join the Coyotes and Suns as teams eliminated from the playoffs in the month of April.
— J.J. (@jayjayGoFast) April 16, 2014
Diamondbacks 4, Dodgers 2
Not QUITE clear on the starting pitcher, but we appreciate the sentiment department (now-deleted Tweet subdivision)
Keep throwing up zero's on the board #WadeMiller it's all u can do. @Dbacks
— Randy Johnson (@RJ51Photos) April 19, 2014
Dodgers fans at their finest department [NSFW language]
Wow so we waited for the #fireworks show cuz #dodgers suck and after 11 endings they canceled it #fuckyoudodgers
— RavenRae (@SexiRavenRae) April 19, 2014
Diamondbacks 6, Dodgers 8
SnakePit drinking game department
Ethier, Phoenix AZ native and @ASU Sun Devil hurts Dbacks again. 3 run homer. Dbacks up by 1
— Jody Jackson (@Jody_Jackson) April 20, 2014
Premature ejaculation department
@Dbacks Liking Bolsinger. All those fans that jumped off the bandwagon just jumped back on! #beatLA #wegotthis
— fresa032303 (@Fresa032303) April 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 1, Dodgers 4
Copy-paste department
I feel bad for the guy that has to make the fb pictures for the #dbacks. He never gets to write any thing positive. Just L L L and more L's
— Sam Danskin (@SamDanskin) April 20, 2014
Medical expertise department
@Dbacks @AZSports At least his right neck is ok.
— Dan (@Jollygreen21) April 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 0, Cubs 5
2014 in a single move department
Gibson pulling Arroyo so he doesn't have to face the opposing pitcher sums up the #Dbacks season rather perfectly.
— Adam Green (@theAdamGreen) April 22, 2014
New definition of "lyrical skills" department
Bob Brenly showed off his lyrical skills as the Wrigley Field Guest Conductor during tonight's 7th inning stretch. pic.twitter.com/zawP2HJYpg
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) April 22, 2014