Yep, this about sums it up.
RT @RDunham22 Dbacks baseball. FART NOISE. FART ROBOT APPROVES.— FART ROBOT (@fart_robot) April 13, 2014
As Ross put it: "I can't believe there's a twitter handle called @fart_robot. What has the world come to?"
Random thoughts of depression
The 2014 Dbacks pic.twitter.com/PD4yNp0vEu— Tim Barkley (@tcbdbackfan) April 13, 2014
Name and shame: bandwagon fan edition
Sensitive readers may care to skip the next Tweet. Harsh language.
@Dbacks you guys fucking suck fuck you diamondbacks im not a fan anymore— Manny Delgado (@gatmannrobbin89) April 13, 2014
Newsflash: if your fandom is entirely predicated on success, you weren't much of a fan to begin with.
The more you know...
The games in Diamondbacks Tweets
4/9: Diamondbacks 7, Giants 3
Goldschmidt vs. Lincecum is like the Harlem Globetrotters vs. the Washington Generals.— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 10, 2014
4/10: Diamondbacks 6, Giants 5
4/11: Diamondbacks 0, Dodgers 6
Will Little is the home plate ump and they just started a wave. It's true where there's a Will there's a wave.— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 12, 2014
Stay classy, LA...
"It's been going 'swimmingly' against the @Dbacks —Yes, I meant that." Vin Scully— Vin Scully (@VinScullyTweet) April 12, 2014
4/12: Diamondbacks 5, Dodgers 8
People at CVS - Cityscape, right now, are choosing between a #Dbacks game ticket or hemorrhoids cream...Hmmmm itch or bitch - tough choice— Joel Meier (@Angry_Saguaro) April 13, 2014
I don't know what to think of the guys who just walked by me at the #Dbacks game in a Heath Bell jersey. I really don't. It's confusing— Justin Emerson (@J15Emerson) April 13, 2014
4/13: Diamondbacks 6, Dodgers 8
Anyone else only take advantage of the tacos only when the dbacks win? I don't want loser tacos lol— Babbling Brooks (@funbrooksie) April 13, 2014
4/14: Diamondbacks 3, Mets 7
Yes.— Did The DBacks Lose? (@DidDbacksLose) April 15, 2014