The Week In Diamondback Tweets: Home (opener) again

The home opener

Dbacks tied a team record with 16 hits in a regular-innings loss tonight. Last done August 4, 2006. vs. HOU.

— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) April 1, 2014

The ending of the #Dbacks game tonight may have been as disappointing as the ending of #Dexter but we have 159 more chances to get it right.

— Jen Penman Yarbrough (@jpenaz) April 1, 2014

A tale of two fanbases...

I do have to say dbacks have some classy fans. I did not get one nasty comment for wearing giants stuff.

— Lauren Marie (@lobr33zy) April 1, 2014

@hmr1985az @ltmo_pawer877 we saw the commotion. We were in 134. Saw 1 guy throw his drink at another. Was entertaining to watch.

— Charlene Degraw (@CharAnnDegraw) April 1, 2014

The final meltdown

I blame the wave for this fiasco

— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 1, 2014

Kevin Towers be limping around like Richard III yelling "A closer, a closer, my kingdom for a closer!" #ShakespeareanTragedy #Dbacks

— Blake Murphy (@blakemurphy7) April 1, 2014

Chin up @Areed43 Good things to come! Back at it tomorrow. We can wash down free tacos with a $20 corndog. There is no problem that wont fix

— JJ Putz Soul Patch (@JJsSoulPatch) April 1, 2014

Though you might have a bit of a wait for that...

If the @DBacks plan on selling more D-Bat Dogs they have some stuff to figure out. Not worth waiting 4+ innings for. #DBat #DBacks

— Timmy Marrinan (@TDMarrinan) April 1, 2014

@abc15 @Dbacks we were at the game tonight- the wait for one of these was over an hour #notworthit

— Leslie (@lpoprocks) April 1, 2014

But there's always hope

A beautiful moment is transpiring in the seats behind me as a grandfather is teaching his grandaughter the game of baseball. #GoDbacks

— Tyler Pollard (@tpollard3) April 1, 2014

PEDaling off

Interesting exchange between a former D-back, a current D-back and union rep, and a former D-back now toiling away in the minors.

If player is found to have used PED's I eventually would like to see contracts cancelled figuring deal was signed under false pretenses.

— Eric James Byrnes (@byrnes22) March 28, 2014

@byrnes22 @BarryEnright45 think about the can of worms that would open. No way

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 29, 2014

@BMcCarthy32 @byrnes22 just because it probably won't, doesn't mean it shouldn't. Risk still doesn't out weigh the reward at the moment

— Barry Enright (@BarryEnright45) March 29, 2014

(Elbow) misery loves company...

I want to thank Dr. James Andrews & staff for a successful surgery & great treatment. Thanks to my family, friends, & fans for the support

— Patrick Corbin (@PatrickCorbin11) March 26, 2014

I'd rather be at #ChaseField tonight. #Pensacola #HereForTheWrongReason #Comeback #OpeningNight… http://t.co/n0dkq6YZ5B

— David Hernandez (@DHern_30) March 31, 2014

I'm out of surgery. It went great. Hopefully I get back to my hotel room in time to see an @Dbacks victory! #Dbacks

— David Hernandez (@DHern_30) April 1, 2014

McCarthyism of the Week nominees

Why'd they call them 'street tacos' when they could've used 'tiny tortilla with too much shit piled on that you'll spill most of'

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 31, 2014

Sophie's choice for a lobster: be eaten alive at a fancy restaurant, or end up part of a Long John Silver's deep-fried lobster bite?

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 30, 2014

just think, with a little bit of my coaching, you too could annoy the flies in your house in just 8 violent movements

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) March 24, 2014