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Australian thoughts
Time to say farewell... excavation of the diamond commenced this morning. #MLBinOZ #loveourscg pic.twitter.com/lHn6y8uXBD
— Sydney Cricket Grnd (@scg) March 24, 2014
This is the only accurate mood after a 13 hour flight lol @tcampana_24 pic.twitter.com/qXKQpNlWhb
— Whitney Campana (@whit_law) March 24, 2014
15 hours going 15hours back 8 drawings wasn't a bad idea after all ... pic.twitter.com/wRw9s4Vaz9
— Sir Didi Gregorius (@DidiG18) March 24, 2014
PERHAPS GOING 0-2 IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE IS THE SAME AS GOING 2-0 IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.
— Diamondback Fans (@DbackFans) March 23, 2014
Just asked adorable little Aussie girl why she's wearing a #Pirates jersey/dress. She said *cause daddy cries w/ joy when they win.* Nice.
— Cindy Brunson (@CindyBrunsonAZ) March 23, 2014
@Jody_Jackson you canNOT quit now!!
— Barry Enright (@BarryEnright45) March 23, 2014
If @BradZiegler pitches in Australia, is he pitching regular? #DownUnder
— Frank Rubio (@_FrankRubio) March 22, 2014
Huh. The wave goes the opposite direction here.
— Tim Brown (@TBrownYahoo) March 22, 2014
I love Vin, but he just called Didi Gregorius "Dee Dee Gragarisicouz".
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) March 22, 2014
An aerial view of the first pitch of the 2014 @MLB season. #OpeningSeries pic.twitter.com/NA8ZUPAKLo
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 22, 2014
So... would this be the first ever official weather delay for a Diamondbacks home game ever? #stayingupforthiswasprobablyabadidea
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) March 22, 2014
I just called the Outback Steak House down the street. They said it's not raining there so we should be good to get this game in.
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) March 22, 2014
WHY DOES AUSTRALIA HAVE AN ENTIRE STADIUM DEVOTED TO CRICKETS? ARE CRICKETS REVERED DOWN THERE? CUZ THEY'RE REALLY ANNOYING HERE
— NOT BUSTER OLNEY (@TRIPPINGOLNEY) March 22, 2014
It's adorable hearing Americans bitch about the time this game is being played.#dbacks #OpeningDay
— hotclaws (@hotclaws) March 22, 2014
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Tonight's #Dbacks lineup, from top to bottom. #OpeningSeries pic.twitter.com/lEz2CsRlB5
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 22, 2014
Aussie lemonade after bus broke down RT @Dbacks: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. #OpeningSeries pic.twitter.com/riectW2Bxl
— Josh Rawitch (@joshrawitch) March 22, 2014
#FakeDodgerComplaints
Other #FakeDodgerComplaints. Puig calls Sydney Opera House "too pointy", Kershaw upset that local named Max was "not clinically insane".
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) March 19, 2014
@AZSnakepit J.P. Howell upset that small switchblade identified as a knife by local.
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) March 19, 2014
Many players report they can't hear, they can't hear the thunder, question if they're really in a land down under. #FakeDodgerComplaints
— Devin Jessup (@kennokishi) March 19, 2014
@kennokishi @AZSnakepit Did they meet a strange lady? Did she make them nervous?
— Dave Burns (@Burnsy987) March 19, 2014
@kennokishi Grumblings have come from the revelation that the Australian word for "Beer" is actually "Beer" #FakeDodgerComplains
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) March 19, 2014
Sun too bright, ask Australia to create more clouds. #FakeDodgerComplaints
— Steven Burt (@stevenburt) March 19, 2014
On the plus side, Adrian Gonzalez reports Vegemite "every bit as disgusting as advertised". #FakeDodgerComplaints
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) March 19, 2014
Team officials downplaying stories that several players were stopped trying to bring shrimp into a local toy store. #FakeDodgerComplaints
— Devin Jessup (@kennokishi) March 19, 2014
Yasiel Puig beat his speed record by going 120 in Australia; gets mad when told it's kph. #FakeDodgerComplaints
— Steven Burt (@stevenburt) March 19, 2014
#FakeDodgerComplaints No clownfish named Marlin, seagulls that say mine, or blue fish with amnesia
— Blake Stokes (@chopchopsaute) March 19, 2014
Juan Uribe upset that toilet water swirling the other way "wasn't as cool" as he thought it would be #FakeDodgerComplaints
— Goldy's Forearms (@GoldysForearms) March 19, 2014
#FakeDodgerComplaints LA blames getting only 3 hits off Team Australia on breaking balls curving opposite direction South of equator.
— AZ SnakePit (@AZSnakepit) March 21, 2014