Pits Your Weeks 22: Post Game Fluff

So last week I asked y'all what you would do if you were a Baseball player of some sort and you had an offseason your Baseball player wealth to enjoy. It went... well?

First Place - blank_38 - 4 Recs

Nacho slides.

Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick.

by blank_38 on Sep 11, 2013 | 12:05 PM reply

Second Place - catbat - 3 Recs

I'd take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner

and never call her again.

by catbat on Sep 11, 2013 | 11:28 PM reply

Third Place - piratedan7 - 2 Recs

build a playing field on the Rez

make that multiple fields on different Reservations, gift them some equipment and take time to sponsor a few clinics for kids that wanna play, just because I could. Maybe set up a small honorarium to maintain the fields and sponsor some uniforms too.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Sep 11, 2013 | 2:11 PM

Standings to this point:

The names in bold are the ones who can still claim the Pit Your Wits Championship of 2013 because of math. This is the penultimate challenge.

This week: Something we talked about off air on last week's Video Roundtable was the sort of Post-Game entertainment that Baseball teams have sometime. D'Backs fans are well aware of post game concerts by The Refreshments Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers. The Rays have a summer concert series that included Kenny Loggins. (DAAAAAANGER ZONE). Beyond the realm of bands, fireworks are still a big draw.

Your job this week is to pitch a post-game act of some sort for the Diamondbacks. You are only limited by curfew laws and the general good taste of a family-friendly atmosphere. (Whatever that means to you.)

Also: Nacho Slides are a more passive form of entertainment and not exactly what I have in mind.