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Pits Your Weeks 22: Post Game Fluff

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Time to play event coordinator again. BECAUSE IT'S FUN DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND.

YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE. YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR BUNT
YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE. YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR BUNT
Sam Sharpe-US PRESSWIRE

So last week I asked y'all what you would do if you were a Baseball player of some sort and you had an offseason your Baseball player wealth to enjoy. It went... well?

First Place - blank_38 - 4 Recs

Nacho slides.

Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick.

Second Place - catbat - 3 Recs

I'd take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner

and never call her again.


Third Place - piratedan7 - 2 Recs

build a playing field on the Rez

make that multiple fields on different Reservations, gift them some equipment and take time to sponsor a few clinics for kids that wanna play, just because I could. Maybe set up a small honorarium to maintain the fields and sponsor some uniforms too.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

Standings to this point:

Jim McLennan 27
Diamondhacks 25
Zavada's Moustache 24
imstillhungry95 23
blank_38 23
piradedan7 18
TimInTucson 11
preston.salisbury 11
soco 11
Xipooo 9
SenSurround 9
AJV19 7
kishi 7
AzDbackfanInDC 6
AzRattler 6
hotclaws 6
rd33 5
Dirtdawg90 4
BlackedOutInUT 3
ford.williams.10 3
catbat 3
TylerO 1
Reynolds Rapper 1
Fangdango 1

The names in bold are the ones who can still claim the Pit Your Wits Championship of 2013 because of math. This is the penultimate challenge.

This week: Something we talked about off air on last week's Video Roundtable was the sort of Post-Game entertainment that Baseball teams have sometime. D'Backs fans are well aware of post game concerts by The Refreshments Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers. The Rays have a summer concert series that included Kenny Loggins. (DAAAAAANGER ZONE). Beyond the realm of bands, fireworks are still a big draw.

Your job this week is to pitch a post-game act of some sort for the Diamondbacks. You are only limited by curfew laws and the general good taste of a family-friendly atmosphere. (Whatever that means to you.)

Also: Nacho Slides are a more passive form of entertainment and not exactly what I have in mind.