Here are last week's results. Who will be a success? Who will be a box office flop? Well, these people:
First Place - piratedan7 - 6 Recs
Second Place - TimInTucson - 5 Recs
Third Place - blank_38, imstillhungry95 - 4 Recs
Here's who hasn't had Pirellis explode:
One of the great American pastimes is the sports columnist who writes something very inflammatory and/or dumb that gets people steaming mad and it gets shared on the twitters (Basically anything Mike Lupica has written lately). In some cynical circles, people suggest that these columnists do this on purpose to get pageviews and become relevant, and they don't really believe in what they're writing. Poe's Law probably applies here. SBNation has a feature like this called Troll Tuesday which is worth a read (I recommend the David Brooks-esque New York Jets one.)
Your task this week is to write a headline and a first paragraph outlining the premise of possibly the worst, trolling, Bayless-esque column about the D'Backs that you can imagine. I recommend showering afterwards. Rec the other ones you like and so on. The most recs get 6 PYW points, and they can write their entire column as a fanpost or something.
GO DO IT.