Last week, I told you guys to write the intro to a incredibly bad sports column, and you did not disappoint. Or, to put it more accurately, you disappointed the human race quite a bit.
First Place - Zavada's Moustache - 6 Recs
Second Place - blank_38 - 5 Recs
Third Place - soco - 4 Recs
Standings at the moment:
This week: The All-Star Break is upon us soon. Usually this involves The Futures Game, The Home Run Derby, The Celebrity Softball Game, and The All-Star Game(TM) itself! (Did you know that this time it counts?) And there's usually some awkward performances from various bands! Gin Blossoms! Live! The Ataris! Rascal Flatts! Lil' Jon Rapping Over A Metric Song!
Am I breathing underwater?
SHE'S GOT GILLS OR SHE'S A MERMAID. YEEEAH!
You might be saying "Clefo, this sounds perfect!" I agree, but we can always make things better!
Your challenge: Come up with a new All-Star Game(TM) event. That is the only criterion I am giving you, so you have free reign. Post yours, rec the ones you like, and we'll see what will appear at the 2014 MLB All-Star Game(TM) at Target Field(TM) in Minneapolis!