Pit Your Wits Week 9: Two Sport Star

Banter banter banter banter HERE'S LAST WEEK'S RESULTS OF RAIN DELAY SHOWS.

First Place - AJV19, 8 Recs

Wade Miley's Celebrity Gator Wrestling

I don’t have a joke for this, it would just be awesome.

UBICARITASETAMORDEUSIBIEST

by AJV19 on May 29, 2013 | 7:52 PM reply rec (8) actions

Second Place - Zavada's Moustache and Diamondhacks, 6 Recs

"Cleaning Up Around the House" with Ian Kennedy

If that doesn’t work, maybe just an entire show devoted to Gerardo Parra throwing things. Not even baseballs necessarily, just whatever he can find.

Paul Goldschmidt looks at Tim Lincecum and says "We are going to foxtrot, and I will always lead."
-Clefo

by Zavada's Moustache on May 29, 2013 | 7:39 PM reply rec (6) actions
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Third Place - rd33, 5 recs

After school special Feat. Gerardo Parra

Titled: "I Got Caught Stealing"

by rd33 on May 29, 2013 | 7:19 PM reply rec (5) flag actions

Standings mothertrucker, do you speak them?

So you see that picture of Bo Jackson up there? As you may recall, he was someone who played both Football and Baseball at the highest levels, and was pretty good in both of them. (Looking at his baseball-reference page, it screams "MARK REYNOLDS", but it doesn't do him justice as to how impressive he was to watch.) So this week I want you to dive into a murky world of alternate universes. Choose a current Diamondback, and tell us which sport that he went pro in other than baseball and tell us a little about how he does in that sport. Be creative, funny, clever, etc. Rec the other entries that you like, as one does.

Go for it! Remember, no matter how bad you might feel you do in this challenge, you're still better at it than Jordan Baker is at anything.