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Week 11 Results
AZ SnakePit 8, Blonde Streaks 2
Snake swept hitting, with three HR and seven RBI from Bautista, and ten driven in by Phillips; Blonde got two homers apiece from Stanton and Jones. They also got three Saves from Perkins but an ERA above five stopped any comeback. Holland struck out ten for AZ.
MyWieterGetzLongoria 8, The Fighting Amish 1
The Amish sunk further into trouble, salvaging only HR, largely thanks to three from Moss. SB ended tied, but otherwise, it was all Wieter, with seven RBI for Lucroy, and an overall .329 average. They won all five pitching points, with two W for Cole, and a W + 10 K for Fernandez.
Phoenix Platypi 6, Space Wizard 3
The Platypi had a sub-one WHIP, getting 13 K's from Kershaw to counter the Wizards' nine by Weaver. Phoenix also enjoyed three Home-Runs and eight RBI by Davis, with Arencibia and Frazier getting two each. Posey drove in six for Space, but they totaled only four HR.
Alabama Slammers 7, CompleteGameShutout 3
The Slammers moved into a play-off spot courtesy of this win, thanks to a hitting sweep: Gonzalez had three HR and eight RBI; Castro and Carp homered twice, and they hit .301. Complete got two HR + five R from Trout, and two W from Colon. Hamels fanned 12 for Alabma,
Waffles 10, Dirt McGrit 0
After back-to-back maulings by a 1-19 margin, the boot was on the other foot for Waffles, who blanked Dirt. Longoria had four HR for them, and Nishek Saved three. The closest category was K's, decided by one: Lester had 11 for McGrit, but Holland had a W, two Sv and seven K for Waffles.
Sofa King Juiced 7, Mizzoula Osprey 3
The top of the table clash went to Sofa, though both sides remain clear of the pack. Neither team dominated, with only three HR and 34 RBI combined: Gomez (Sofa) had seven R and six RBI. They also got three Sv from Veras, while Iwakuma gave Mizzoula a Win and 11 strikeouts.
Got Grittiness? 7, Moved Upton 3
11 HR and 40 RBI for Got, led by Craig's two home-runs and seven RBI, which helped them win all the points at the plate. Moved fought back at the plate, with a W + 12 K's for Bailey, and four Sv by Johnson, but Verlander's zero ERA gave that to Grittiness, and they held on for the victory.
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last | Waiver | Moves |
| 1. | Sofa King Juiced | 72-29-9 | .695 | - | 7-3-0 | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | Mizzoula Osprey | 65-40-5 | .614 | 9 | 3-7-0 | 10 | 18 |
| 3. | AZ SnakePit | 59-45-6 | .564 | 14.5 | 8-2-0 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | MyWieterGetzLongoria | 56-45-9 | .550 | 16 | 8-1-1 | 7 | 15 |
| 5. | Alabama Slammers | 53-49-8 | .518 | 19.5 | 7-3-0 | 13 | 33 |
| 6. | Waffles | 55-52-3 | .514 | 20 | 10-0-0 | 8 | 26 |
| 7. | Moved Upton | 53-53-4 | .500 | 21.5 | 3-7-0 | 4 | 16 |
| 8. | Dirt McGrit | 49-53-8 | .482 | 23.5 | 0-10-0 | 11 | 18 |
| 9. | Space Wizard | 48-53-9 | .477 | 24 | 3-6-1 | 5 | 2 |
| 10. | Phoenix Platypi | 48-54-8 | .473 | 24.5 | 6-3-1 | 3 | 6 |
| 11. | Got Grittiness? | 48-57-5 | .459 | 26 | 7-3-0 | 14 | 35 |
| 12. | Blonde Streaks | 44-58-8 | .436 | 28.5 | 2-8-0 | 9 | 12 |
| 13. | CompleteGameShutout | 40-67-3 | .377 | 35 | 3-7-0 | 12 | 24 |
| 14. | The Fighting Amish | 34-69-7 | .341 | 39 | 1-8-1 | 6 | 22 |
Week 12 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. Got Grittiness?
MyWieterGetzLongoria vs. Blonde Streaks
Phoenix Platypi vs. The Fighting Amish
Alabama Slammers vs. Space Wizard
Waffles vs. CompleteGameShutout
Sofa King Juiced vs. Dirt McGrit
Mizzoula Osprey vs. Moved Upton
Mizzoula vs. Moved will be the ESPN Game of the Week. Cabrera has led the Osprey's charge on offense, with Iwakuma a huge, but very pleasant, surprise on the mound. The Uptons haven't had much offense - Donaldson, their best, barely gets into the top fifty at #49 - but Scherzer has been excellent on the mound, and will need to be if they're to take down the opposition.