Pit Your Wits Week 8: Weather Delay Fun

I COULD say that the three-day weekend plus adjusting to the schedule of my new job caused me to be late on this, but nope, I just forgot.

Here are the results to last week's song thing.

First Place - Diamondhacks, 9 Recs

Second Place - imstillhungry95, 4 Recs

'Pit Your Wits: Weird Al Yankovich edition!

Trevor Cahill, in honor of his off season weight loss: Grapefruit Diet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhfLfJCqrqI

And

Paul Goldschmidt, "Ode to a Superhero"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj7c3vBZ7jA
Just replace Peter Parker with Goldschmidt, and Mary Jane with KLaw, and you’ve got a ready made Hollywood Blockbuster!

#PrayForBoston
You keep using that word 'strikezone'. I do not think it means what you think it means.

by imstillhungry95 on May 22, 2013 | 7:33 PM reply rec (4) actions

Third Place - rd33 and blank_38, 3 Recs

Mines probably isn't funny

Goldschmidt:Blue Oyster Cult – Godzilla

Corbin and his slider against the Rockies:Geto Boys – Mind Playin’ Tricks on Me (Explicit)

by rd33 on May 22, 2013 | 8:59 PM reply rec (3) actions

Miguel Montero: Daft Punk – Get Lucky
He needs all the help he can get

Ian Kennedy: Diaper Money – Lonely Island (EXPLICIT)
Because the only way to fix him is to have another baby.

Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick.

by blank_38 on May 23, 2013 | 12:46 AM reply rec (3) actions

Here are standings:

So this week's challenge is as follows: I'm writing this during a rain-delay of tonight's game which sure was a (NOTE: insert adjective about tonight's game so it doesn't look like you submitted this then forgot about it.) wasn't it? It had me thinking: You know how FSAZ likes to show random other stuff during rain-delays? Like D'Backs Snapshot, The 10th Inning, The Brandon Webb Fishing Thing, The Eric Byrnes "Show" etc.?

Obviously, they will need to refresh the pool of things to show while it's raining once in awhile, and that's where you come in. In the spirit of the Brandon Webb fishing special, your task is to come up with a sort of special for a current D'Backs player that can be shown during delays. Use your imagination and stuff. The top three rec getters will get points, as is their God-given right.

GO!