"Got a call from an old friend, we used to be reeeeaaaal close..."
Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. Welcome to the first week of Pit Your Wits. This'll be a short post since there aren't any previous week's results to post..
Wait, you don't know what Pit Your Wits is? Well, take a look at the post I put up last week about it. I'll wait
"I don't care what you say anymore, this is myyyy liiiiffee..."
Oh, you're done? That's good, now you know what's going on. The first challenge is a simple one. See that picture at the top of the post? No? Scroll up, I got time.
"They will tell you, you can't sleep alone in a straaaange plaaace...."
You have looked at the picture? Good! Now in the comments below, write a funny/pithy/thought-provoking comment that is a caption of said picture. Simple enough, no?
Other people will post entries, and you should give a "Rec" (short for "Recommendation") to the ones you like. The three captions with the most recs will be put on the board (yes!) to start off the competition.
Get to it!