Diamondbacks Photo Day!

Part of the pre-season tradition involves all the players getting their pictures taken, for use by media during the upcoming year. Here's a selection of the more interesting ones to come out of the D-backs session. Complete with craptions. No, that's not a typo. Please, come up with better. I beg you.

By Jim McLennan@AZSnakepit Feb 23, 2013, 10:00pm EST

Rod Barajas: but can he still throw?
Don Baylor, still mourning the loss of Wily Mo Pena
Heath Bell feels vulnerable
Josh Collmenter borrowed Todd Helton's beard for 2013
Adam Eaton: not quite reaching Collmenteresque levels of facial hair
Gibby is watching you...
Paul Goldschmidt: be afraid, Timmeh - be VERY afraid...
Didi Gregorius: protect that elbow, son...
Aaron Hill: no less than three cycles will be acceptable this year.
Daniel Hudson [we hopefully get to use this one in the second half...]
Ian Kennedy, In case you hadn't figured it out.
I Are Serious Jason Kubel
Brandon McCarthy using his new, patented "muff glove"
..and that's why they call him "Smiley Miley"
Miguel Montero shows off the good dental work $60 million will get you.
#hesgerardoparra
Repeat after me: it's Mar-TEEN Prado. Mar-TEEN.
This time, when M.Reynolds strikes out a lot, it'll be a GOOD thing...
Cody Ross, mayor of the new section at Chase, Rossenthalia
Tyler Skaggs tips his cap

[All pics: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports]