Insert random opening paragraph about whatever I feel like here. It will be off topic and weird.
Insert awkward segue to last week's challenge (a caption contest with a picture of Chris Johnson after he got hit in the throat on Labor Day) here.
Insert command to follow after the jump here for results.
imstillhungry95 takes a win with this:
OMG
CHRIS JOHNSON JUST GOT HIT IN THE THROAT WITH A BASEBALL!!!!! WE MUST OUTLAW ALL GROUND BALLS THAT BOUNCE UP AND COULD HURT OUR STAR THIRD BASEMAN!!!!!!!! IMMA GONNA GO SEND HATE LETTERS TO HECTOR SANCHEZ!!!!!
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You should check out my blog: www.chopchopsaute.com and then follow my blog on twitter: @chopchopsauteby imstillhungry95 on Sep 5, 2012 3:12 PM MST reply actions 5 recs
piratedan7 gets second with this:
It's not a Dream!
This really isn’t Houston!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Sep 5, 2012 4:11 PM MST reply actions 4 recs
PR151 and soco share bronze with the following:
PR151:
Smashmouth Baseball!
My name is not O'Houigheighi nor is it Brian
by PR151 on Sep 5, 2012 3:05 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
soco:
I swear to god
I just shit a baseball.
by soco on Sep 5, 2012 8:47 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
Here are the standings.
| kishi | 31 |
| blank_38 | 27 |
| piratedan7 | 27 |
| imstillhungry95 | 26 |
| SenSurround | 22 |
| soco | 19 |
| Bryn21 | 18 |
| luckycc | 16 |
| Zavada's Moustache | 15 |
| Diamondhacks | 11 |
| Nonpartisan | 9 |
| Rockkstarr12 | 9 |
| jjwaltrip | 6 |
| aclaritymaven | 6 |
| Fangdango | 6 |
| nazdbacksnut | 6 |
| hotclaws | 5 |
| Jim McLennan | 3 |
| CaptainCanuck | 3 |
| Trumbar | 3 |
| PR151 | 2 |
| BulldogsNotZags | 1 |
| jinnah | 1 |
| since98 | 1 |
| 4 Corners Fan | 1 |
| grimmy01 | 1 |
A reminder of a special thing that will happen on the last week of PYW, copy and pasted from last week:
September 26th will be the final round of Pit Your Wits. As a sort of "Thank you" for your participation this year, I am going to let YOU pick what the challenge is! How will you do this? Well either e-mail, tweet (both of those are accessible from my profile), or tell me if you happen to run into me in the street what an idea of a challenge could be. I will pick my personal favorite and use it for the final week's challenge using my own capricious judgement. Whoever submitted the winning entry will also get PYW points, AND I will give them a high-five the next time I possibly see them in person, so there's some extra incentive.
Ok, here is the thing you are to do this week:
Network TV shows are starting soon (I think), and that means that various pilots of new shows will be seen. Your task is to pitch (hah, baseball and entertainment term) a TV show about the Arizona Diamondbacks. Will it be a gritty crime drama? A three camera sitcom? A cooking show? That's up to you! Just be sure to use the D'Backs and/or any players/coaches/staff etc. Rec the other entries you like, and the winner will get a 13 show order on the CW.
Do it!