Shhh, not so loud. I may or may not have drunk enough PBR last night that I officially have mutton chops and am a initiate hipster. It's cool, I guess.
And the Gold goes to piratedan7 for this nickname which is now the official nickname. It also has the added bonus of eliminating "Microwave" from our collective consciousness (I still think his advocacy of "The Microwave" is what got Sutton suspended)
Trumbar takes home the silver, and give Skaggs an alternate nickname in case of illness:
YOU WANT STANDINGS? FINE HERE ARE YOUR STANDINGS:
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Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is this:
Pick the theme song of the 2012 season for the Arizona Diamondbacks so far. It can be anything, really. Including links to youtube clips may be helpful. You are also required to write a short justification (like a sentence at least), because your reasoning for picking said song may not be obvious to all, and so just posting a link to a one man band doing Stone Temple Pilots covers may be blindingly obvious to you as to how it relates, but others may not catch on.
Standard rec rules apply, see stores for details.