"Well, obviously I am in some sort of vivid hellscape of my imagination. That is the only thing that makes sense. I mean, obviously I blacked out at that They Might Be Giants concert two years ago not because of too much gin, but because I was poisoned and taken to a secret lab. When I woke up, I wasn't really in an alley surrounded by hobos trying to see if I had anything valuable. No, I was put in a secret stasis pod in a government bunker in the Montana badlands, where a Black Ops agency that went rogue is projecting a false reality to my brain in my pod. Why are they doing this? Obviously, they're trying to harvest my happiness to create a superweapon that will fire sadness at Russia. Totally makes sense. How else could the D'Backs be swept at home by the Padres, and then Steve Nash does that thing?"
Yes, that is the conclusion I would have reached too, but unfortunately, this is real life. I'll leave you to your commiserations, but look at last week's results and stuff first!
Racin' Gracie and the Chorizo Sausage are sitting on a bench...
Nodding in agreement that "nobody really wants to look too closely at what’s inside either of us."
" The future ain't what it used to be "
by Fangdango on Jun 29, 2012 9:38 AM MST reply actions 4 recs
Diamondhacks:
Racin' Gracie and the Chorizo Sausage are sitting on a bench...
and Gracie says, "Hey, Chorizo. I ‘ve seen you foolin’ around, like I used to, but I’m divorced and you’ve been happily married to Ms Buns for twenty years! What’s your secret?"
Chorizo: [whispering slowly]: Ne-ver re-move the som-brero.
hotclaws:
Racin' Gracie and the Chorizo Sausage are sitting on a bench...
Gracie says "where’s the soap?" and the sausage says " there;s a whisky named after you"
♯♩♪ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way ♫♬♭♮
piratedan7:
Racin' Gracie and the Chorizo Sausage are sitting on a bench...
so tell me RG, what did Daron Sutton say to you to get him suspended?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jun 28, 2012 10:20 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
Nonpartisan:
Racin' Gracie and the Chorizo Sausage are sitting on a bench...
…but I repeat myself.
Randy Johnson is the man.
by Nonpartisan on Jun 29, 2012 4:50 AM MST reply actions 2 recs
Again with the standings!
| Person | Points |
| blank_38 | 22 |
| kishi | 18 |
| Bryn21 | 18 |
| luckycc | 16 |
| SenSurround | 9 |
| soco | 9 |
| piratedan7 | 9 |
| Nonpartisan | 9 |
| jjwaltrip | 6 |
| aclaritymaven | 6 |
| Fangdango | 6 |
| imstillhungry95 | 5 |
| Diamondhacks | 4 |
| hotclaws | 4 |
| Jim McLennan | 3 |
| Rockkstarr12 | 3 |
| Zavada's Moustache | 3 |
| BulldogsNotZags | 1 |
| PR151 | 1 |
So this is the last PYW of the first half of the season, and there are four contenders for the first half crown and all of the props to my homies that come with it.
Think back on the month of June for the D'Backs. Write a haiku about it. In case you aren't aware, a haiku is a three line form of poetry. The first line consists of five syllables, the second has seven, and the last have five again. Like so:
Remember: This time it counts.