AZ SnakePit 4, CompleteGameShutout 5
Mizzoula Osprey 3, MyWieterGetzLongoria 7
Alabama Slammers 4, Waffles 6
Blonde Streaks 3, Ignatius J. Rallies 7
Sofa King Juiced 5, Lil Bitches 5
The Fighting Amish 5, Phoenix Platypi 4
Los Wailoracles 2, soco knows 5
Detailed results, standings, etc. after the jump
AZ SnakePit 4, CompleteGameShutout 5
A close contest saw HR tied at ten, and the sides combined for 13 W; Hughes (Shutout) got two, and 12 K's. Hernandez fanned 13 for them; Floyd 12 for Snake. Hitter of the Week Cano (four HR, 10 RBI) led Complete's offense; Cabrera (seven RBI) and McCutchen (eight R) each homered twice for AZ.
Mizzoula Osprey 3, MyWieterGetzLongoria 7
The ESPN Game of the Week went to Wieter, though it was close on pitching, taking W by one and ERA by .06. co-Pitcher of the Week Kuroda gave them two W + 18 K's and Marmol four Sv., while Dickey got a W, 10 K's and a zero ERA for the Osprey. At the plate, Trout and Ruiz each had two HR + eight R for Longoria.
Alabama Slammers 4, Waffles 6
Waffles swept hitting, behind three homers apiece from Plouffe and Davis, hitting a collective .322. The Slammers fought back on the mound, Motte wracking up three of their eight saves, and Strasburg adding a dozen strikeouts. However, Gonzalez's two W for Waffles tipped that category their way, and overall victory.
Blonde Streaks 3, Ignatius J. Rallies 7
The Rallies dominated hitting, piling up a league-high 16 homers, three apiece from Bautista and Stanton, plus nine RBI by Alvarez; Molina and Ortiz had three HR each for Blonde. Pitching was closer, but co-Pitcher of the Week Latos got two W and 20 strikeouts, giving both those categories to the Rallies.
Sofa King Juiced 5, Lil Bitches 5
Nothing to split these two. Lil had an edge on offense, but Sofa took HR behind three from Trumbo, who also drove in six. However, pitching saw the reverse: Sofa had the edge, but Lil edged ERA by .17. Kershaw picked up a W and 17 strikeouts for Juiced, but Lil countered with Darvish, who got a W and 21 K's.
The Fighting Amish 5, Phoenix Platypi 4
Amish swept hitting, Braun homering twice, as did Morse, who also drove in six runs - Hamilton had three HR and nine RBI for Platypii. However, Fighting had to withstand a furious comeback on the mound, and only Soriano's three Sv got them a tie there, and let them hold on. Parker got a W + 9 K for the Platypi.
Los Wailoracles 2, soco knows 5
This bottom of the table clash saw soco come out on top, though three categories - HR, RBI and Sv - ended level. Los got three HR and seven RBI from Pence, while Desmond had seven R and seven RBI on soco's account. knows came within one Save of a sweep of pitching, Peavy striking out 18.
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last | Waiver | Moves | |
| 1. | MyWieterGetzLongoria | 74-47-9 | .604 | - | 7-3-0 | 6 | 20 | |
| 2. | Sofa King Juiced | 76-51-3 | .596 | 1 | 5-5-0 | 8 | 34 | |
| 3. | Mizzoula Osprey | 73-50-7 | .588 | 2 | 3-7-0 | 2 | 20 | |
| 4. | Alabama Slammers | 72-51-7 | .581 | 3 | 4-6-0 | 7 | 27 | |
| 5. | The Fighting Amish | 64-57-9 | .527 | 10 | 5-4-1 | 13 | 23 | |
| 6. | Lil Bitches | 62-62-6 | .500 | 13.5 | 5-5-0 | 1 | 11 | |
| 7. | Blonde Streaks | 59-62-9 | .488 | 15 | 3-7-0 | 10 | 19 | |
| 8. | Ignatius J. Rallies | 58-64-8 | .477 | 16.5 | 7-3-0 | 11 | 27 | |
| 9. | AZ SnakePit | 57-63-10 | .477 | 16.5 | 4-5-1 | 9 | 4 | |
| 10. | Phoenix Platypi | 57-65-8 | .469 | 17.5 | 4-5-1 | 14 | 13 | |
| 11. | CompleteGameShutout | 53-63-14 | .462 | 18.5 | 5-4-1 | 4 | 31 | |
| 12. | Waffles | 53-67-10 | .446 | 20.5 | 6-4-0 | 5 | 22 | |
| 13. | soco knows | 52-68-10 | .438 | 21.5 | 5-2-3 | 12 | 9 | |
| 14. | Los Wailoracles | 39-79-12 | .346 | 33.5 | 2-5-3 | 3 | 3 |
Week 14 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. Mizzoula Osprey
Alabama Slammers vs. MyWieterGetzLongoria
Blonde Streaks vs. Waffles
Sofa King Juiced vs. Ignatius J. Rallies
The Fighting Amish vs. Lil Bitches
Los Wailoracles vs. Phoenix Platypi
soco knows vs. CompleteGameShutout
Having moved to the top of the standings by beating Mizzoula, Wieter's schedule doesn't get much easier, as they face the Slammers, who are fourth in the table, just three games back. Alabama have lost their past two games, but only by 4-6 margins, and will be looking to get back on track, behind their top player, Stephen Strasburg. Mike Trout plays the same role for the Longoria.