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Pit Your Wits Week 9: Caption Attraction II


It's 2:00 PM Mountain Standard Time on Thursday, so that means it's time for... PIT! YOUR! WITS! I'm your host, Clefo, and have we got a show for you today! But, in case you missed last week, here's a recap of the winners! Right here! After the jump! Click that button! I'm excited! Statement followed by an exclamation point!

What was last week's challenge? How should I know? It's not like I'm the person who oversees and runs this thing! Oh fine you babies, you were supposed to write a rhyming couplet about the D'Backs month of May.


With 8 recs... luckycc, a winner is you!:

Kennedy's struggles, Saunders regression

Besides Wade Miley, a sour impression.

Sad Buster Posey says, "NOOOOO!"

by luckycc on May 31, 2012 3:26 PM MST reply actions 8 recs


Getting 3 precious points with 6 recs apiece are blank_38 and Bryn21!

blank_38's entry:

Chill out guys and drink some iced tea

At least our coach isn’t named Bochy.

My bunny is fat
He likes to eat cabbages
No wonder he's fat.

by blank_38 on May 31, 2012 2:39 PM MST reply actions 6 recs


We struggled through may with more losses than wins.

Clutch hits and good starts are apparently sins.


Third prize goes to piratedan7 for:

doctor doctor give me the news

I got a bad case of TOOTBLAN baserunning blues

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on May 31, 2012 3:31 PM MST reply actions 5 recs

And the leaderboard for who gets the prize (not priority registration)

Person Points
blank_38 21
kishi 18
luckycc 16
Bryn21 15
SenSurround 9
soco 6
jjwaltrip 6
imstillhungry95 5
Jim McLennan 3
Rockkstarr12 3
Diamondhacks 1
Nonpartisan 1
hotclaws 1
piratedan7 1

You may look at this and see some people establish themselves at the front, but there are still many weeks left, and the points are designed so that someone could catch up and that no lead is safe. Take that, Bernie Eccelstone!

This week's challenge is another caption based one, mostly cause the photo involved is awesome.

[Unfortunately, a stern note from our overlords means we can't actually include the picture in question, because we don't have rights to it. Sorry. However, we can link to it all we want. So, please click on the link and continue right on captioning. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause. The Management]

Comment with your funny captions in the comments. Top three vote getters get points. Entries and recs will be accepted until I start writing next week's challenge, usually Wednesday evening, but can change on my capricious whims.

Bottoms up!