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Pit Your Wits Week 12: TELL ME A JOKE AGAIN, CLOWN


This is pit your wits. I know you all are excited about Bauering the Bauer while the Bauer did his Bauer stuff while Bauer, but we have to Bauer a Bauering game here, Bauer it all!

Bauer after the jump for the results of last week's Bauer.

(Writer's note: This was all written before tonight's game, so thanks for the short outing, D'Backs, I'm too lazy to rewrite everything! WHY CAN'T YOU BEND TO MY NEEDS,?)

There was something about nicknaming a middle infielder of some sort... but I can't remember cuz Bauer Bauer Bauer Bauer Bauer Bauer Bauer .


First Bauer goes to NonPartisan, for this:


He sure raised it when he hit for the cycle.

Randy Johnson is the man.

by Nonpartisan on Jun 21, 2012 4:45 PM MST reply actions 5 recs

Second Bauer goes to Zavada's Moustache:


The hill of the emperors.

Happy baseball games, and may the BABIP be ever in your favor.

by Zavada's Moustache on Jun 21, 2012 7:00 PM MST reply actions 4 recs


And a three-bauer tie for Third Bauer, BulldogsNotZags, PR151, and piratedan7 get 1 Bauer for these:


Vicious Cycle

Cuz, y’know…….he did that thing the other day where he made those hits and got to those bases and what not

In a dispassionate view, the ardor for reform, improvement for virtue, knowledge, and even beauty, is only a vain sticking-up for appearances, as if one were anxious about the cut of one's clothes, in a community of blind men.

by BulldogsNotZags on Jun 21, 2012 2:10 PM MST reply actions 2 recs


I like

Aaron "The A’s swept the Dodgers" Hill

My name is not O'Houigheighi nor is it Brian

by PR151 on Jun 21, 2012 3:45 PM MST reply actions 2 recs



and I shudder to place it here because it’ll be Berman-ised…. but it IS indicative of his play, it has been thrilling to watch him destroy pitching as of late.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jun 21, 2012 9:47 PM MST reply actions 2 recs

So here are the Bauers after 11 Bauers:

Person Bauers
blank_38 22
kishi 18
Bryn21 18
luckycc 16
SenSurround 9
soco 9
Nonpartisan 8
piratedan7 8
jjwaltrip 6
aclaritymaven 6
imstillhungry95 5
Jim McLennan 3
Rockkstarr12 3
Zavada's Moustache 3
Diamondhacks 1
hotclaws 1
BulldogsNotZags 1
PR151 1

So now Aaron Hill's nickname is "Hillraiser" Let it be sung to the skies. No other nicknames will be accepted or be considered valid for another six years. Don't like it? Tough, you should have voted.

This week's challenge is another joke challenge. I give you a premise, and you finish the joke. Use your imaginations! Here's the set-up:

Racin' Gracie and the Chorizo Sausage are sitting on a bench...

Finish that set-up in whatever (SFW) way you see fit. The top three rec receiving jokes get points. Entries will be accepted until late next Wednesday.

Get to Bauering!