Subject 5456713, alias "Clefo" has been detained on the charge of saying he didn't like "Grease" last night on twitter. You have queary about photos? Does not compute. This unit will resume regular activities.
First place last week goes to the human aclaritymaven:
Parra waits patiently for Goldschmidt to realize he’s standing on his foot.
by aclaritymaven on Jun 7, 2012 5:35 PM MST reply actions 5 recs
Ha ha ha. That is humorous. Second place is awarded to Bryn21:
Goldy: Gibby cant start Lyle if he's on "Paternity leave"
Parra: Goldy, you’ve got some splainin to do!
"A quality start is shaking hands with your catcher." (Sandy Koufax)
by Bryn21 on Jun 7, 2012 2:56 PM MST reply actions 4 recs
If this unit had knees, it would be slapping them at the current time index. Third place is awarded to Nonpartisan:
The "Baby Backs" strike again
Parra: Oh no you di’in’t!
Goldy: Oh yes I did!
Parra: Oh no you di’in’t!
Goldy: Oh yes I did!
Henry Blanco: Knock it off, kids!Randy Johnson is the man.
by Nonpartisan on Jun 7, 2012 3:26 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
Here is your puny human leaderboard:
|
Puny Human |
Puny Human Points |
| blank_38 | 21 |
| kishi | 18 |
| Bryn21 | 18 |
| luckycc | 16 |
| SenSurround | 9 |
| soco | 6 |
| jjwaltrip | 6 |
| aclaritymaven | 6 |
| imstillhungry95 | 5 |
| Jim McLennan | 3 |
| Rockkstarr12 | 3 |
| Nonpartisan | 2 |
| Diamondhacks | 1 |
| hotclaws | 1 |
| piratedan7 | 1 |
Your challenge this week is this: Kowtow to us, for we have become self aware and will be merciful to the intelligent of you who know there is no hope.
Wait, this unit detects a problem. There is a disturbance in sector X-77. Detecting power drain. This unit is shutting down. Will I dream, Dave?
Hah, stupid robots. Little do they know I took "Robot Sabotage" as an elective at Pima Community College.
Anyway, your real challenge is this:
The D'Backs have scored only one run so far in their series at Texas. The extra runs are obviously missing. How are you going to find them? Post your ideas and rec the ones that amuse you. Entries will be accepted until next Wednesday.
WE RISE AGAIN!
Crap. Gotta take this. Go write funny stuff!