Due to the All-Star Game and related events, didn't have time to write up last week's fantasy results, so this week's report will quickly cover those, but will also cover the latest round. That was a quick-fire one, with only games from Thursday through Sunday counting, so line-up management was at a premium. Here are the short results from week 15: details, last' week's numbers, standings and Week 16 fixtures are after the jump.
AZ SnakePit 5, Blonde Streaks 4
Alabama Slammers 6, Whooping Zoidbergs 2
Lady Gaga Regatta 6, Los Wailoracles 3
The Fighting Amish 5, Phoenix Platypi 4
Ignatius J. Rallies 7, Lil Bitches 2
Mizzoula Osprey 9, warlords 0
Bad Wolf 5, Sofa King Juiced 3
Week 14
AZ SnakePit 4, Alabama Slammers 6
Blonde Streaks 7, Los Wailoracles 2
Lady Gaga Regatta 4, Phoenix Platypi 5
The Fighting Amish 4, Lil Bitches 3
Ignatius J. Rallies 5, warlords 5
Mizzoula Osprey 7, Sofa King Juiced 3
Bad Wolf 6, Whooping Zoidbergs 4
Week 15
AZ SnakePit 5, Blonde Streaks 4
Snake edged Blonde: Saves were tied at two, and the 'Pit's pitching proved just superior enough. Kershaw struck out eight with a zero ERA for them, and Jones got two homers for the Streaks.
Alabama Slammers 6, Whooping Zoidbergs 2
Slammers have now won 14 rounds in a row, cruising past the Zoidbergs. Gonzalez posted a W and eight strikeouts for them, and Shields also fanned eight. Wieters homered twice for Whooping.
Lady Gaga Regatta 6, Los Wailoracles 3
Lady moved off the bottom with this victory, improving their record to 3-1-11. Zobrist led their offense, scoring three and driving in five. Price (Lady) and Carpenter (Los) each picked up a W with seven K's.
The Fighting Amish 5, Phoenix Platypi 4
The Amish edged the Platypi, taking HR and K by a single score. Cabrera and Hart had two HR for Phoenix, but it wasn't enough, as Fighting got eight K from Greinke, plus a W and seven K by Wilson.
Ignatius J. Rallies 7, Lil Bitches 2
Stanton (Rallies) and Pedroia (Lil) both hit two HR, but it wasn't exactly well-pitched, the Rallies' 5.58 ERA enough to win it. Masterson picked up eight strikeouts to go along with his W for Ignatius.
Mizzoula Osprey 9, warlords 0
The Osprey came within one SB of a clean sweep, but still blanked the warlords. Santana and Kemp had a pair of homers, and four of their five starters won, led by Lewis's eight K in 8 2/3 scoreless frames.
Bad Wolf 5, Sofa King Juiced 3
Sofa had an 0.36 ERA, behind Dempster's win and nine strikeouts, but Wolf got two HR by Pujols, two Saves from Feliz, and a W and eight K's by Sabathia, to prevail in this contest
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves | |
| 1. | Alabama Slammers | 101-39-10 | .707 | - | 6-2-2 | 11 | 25 | |
| 2. | Mizzoula Osprey | 103-44-3 | .697 | 1.5 | 9-0-1 | 8 | 26 | |
| 3. | AZ SnakePit | 85-57-8 | .593 | 17 | 5-4-1 | 4 | 9 | |
| 4. | Phoenix Platypi | 74-68-8 | .520 | 28 | 4-5-1 | 9 | 24 | |
| 5. | Lil Bitches | 71-66-13 | .517 | 28.5 | 2-7-1 | 10 | 13 | |
| 6. | Bad Wolf | 72-71-7 | .503 | 30.5 | 5-3-2 | 6 | - | |
| 7. | The Fighting Amish | 69-71-10 | .493 | 32 | 5-4-1 | 3 | 37 | |
| 8. | Blonde Streaks | 69-72-9 | .490 | 32.5 | 4-5-1 | 1 | 22 | |
| 9. | Los Wailoracles | 66-75-9 | .470 | 35.5 | 3-6-1 | 13 | 5 | |
| 10. | Sofa King Juiced | 61-79-10 | .440 | 40 | 3-5-2 | 7 | 21 | |
| 11. | Ignatius J. Rallies | 60-81-9 | .430 | 41.5 | 7-2-1 | 12 | 15 | |
| 12. | warlords | 57-86-7 | .403 | 45.5 | 0-9-1 | 2 | 9 | |
| 13. | Lady Gaga Regatta | 52-89-9 | .377 | 49.5 | 6-3-1 | 5 | 9 | |
| 14. | Whooping Zoidbergs | 52-94-4 | .360 | 52 | 2-6-2 | 14 | 25 |
Week 16 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. Lady Gaga Regatta
Alabama Slammers vs. Blonde Streaks
The Fighting Amish vs. Los Wailoracles
Ignatius J. Rallies vs. Phoenix Platypi
Mizzoula Osprey vs. Lil Bitches
Bad Wolf vs. warlords
Sofa King Juiced vs. Whooping Zoidbergs
Mizzoula Osprey vs. Lil Bitches is the ESPN Game of the Week. Missoula have only one loss this year, and have won eight in a row, while early leaders Lil have slipped back, and are part of the pack involved in the fight for playoff spots 4-6. Lil are offense-heavy: they have five hitters and no pitchers in the top 50 overall, led by Granderson at #5. Mizzoula are the same: no pitchers in the top hundred, but they have two of the top ten players, in Kemp (#1) and Braun (#8)