The top three are pulling away, but then only 7.5 points separate fourth and ninth, so plenty to play for, with the top six making the playoffs - when all bets are then off! Quick results below, details, standings and upcoming games after the jump.
AZ SnakePit 7, Los Wailoracles 3
Alabama Slammers 7, Phoenix Platypi 1
Blonde Streaks 5, Lil Bitches 4
Lady Gaga Regatta 6, warlords 4
The Fighting Amish 3, Sofa King Juiced 7
Ignatius J. Rallies 4, Bad Wolf 4
Mizzoula Osprey 8, Whooping Zoidbergs 2
AZ SnakePit 7, Los Wailoracles 3
AZ swept hitting, batting .298, with Swisher (two HR, five RBI) and Reyes (seven R) leading the way. They also had Pitcher of the Week Kershaw (two W, 22 K), racking up seven W + 58 K. Los got three Saves apiece from Hanrahan and Street, helping them to a credible 2.21 ERA for the week.
Alabama Slammers 7, Phoenix Platypi 1
The Platypi offense imploded, managing only one HR and eight RBI this week, and Slammers took advantage, coming within one SB of a hitting sweep; Hardy led the way, with two HR and hitting .370. Shields (W + nine K) led the Slammers' arms to a 1.22 ERA, but Putz saved three for Phoenix.
Blonde Streaks 5, Lil Bitches 4
Blonde overcame getting Bumgarnered, his Sunday W getting them a tie there and overall victory; Verlander's 14 K Win over AZ also helped. On offense they got four HR from Young, and three from Jones. Granderson (seven R, two SB) and Fielder (seven RBI) were Lil's best producers.
Lady Gaga Regatta 6, warlords 4
After not winning for the first nine rounds, Lady have take two of the past three: are they turning it around? Their win came despite three empty slots, but they still hit .304, and took WHIP by .004. Zobrist scored nine runs, countering Upton (three HR, 10 RBI) for war. Price got a W + 10 K for the Regatta.
The Fighting Amish 3, Sofa King Juiced 7
With a sub-one WHIP, Sofa swept pitching, and held the Amish at bay on offense. Lincecum's shutout W and 12 K, and Soria's two Sv, bested Greinke's W + 10 K for Fighting. At the plate, Uggla and Hamilton both had five R, six RBI for Amish; Markakis HR and two SB gave both categories to Sofa.
Ignatius J. Rallies 4, Bad Wolf 4
With RBI and K ending tied, Rallies' edge in hitting was balanced by Wolf's in pitching. It was a low-offense game, the sides combining for only four HR and 40 RBI; Gonzalez (Rallies) has seven of the latter. Rivera saved three for Wolf, who had a 2.74 ERA overall for this round.
Mizzoula Osprey 8, Whooping Zoidbergs 2
The Osprey continued to roll, behind Hitter of the Week Longoria, who scored eight times, with four HR and 14 RBI. They got four SB and a .316 BA from Kemp. They got three Saves from Santos, and a vulture W + Sv from Walden. Rodriguez's eight RBI and .444 BA led the Zoidbergs.
Standings
Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last | Waiver | Moves | |
1. | Alabama Slammers | 81-31-8 | .708 | - | 7-1-2 | 11 | 23 | |
2. | Mizzoula Osprey | 81-37-2 | .683 | 3 | 8-2-0 | 8 | 18 | |
3. | AZ SnakePit | 71-43-6 | .617 | 11 | 7-3-0 | 4 | 9 | |
4. | Lil Bitches | 61-51-8 | .542 | 20 | 4-5-1 | 10 | 10 | |
5. | Los Wailoracles | 59-54-7 | .521 | 22.5 | 3-7-0 | 13 | 5 | |
6. | Phoenix Platypi | 59-55-6 | .517 | 23 | 1-7-2 | 9 | 22 | |
7. | Bad Wolf | 57-58-5 | .496 | 25.5 | 4-4-2 | 6 | - | |
8. | Blonde Streaks | 54-59-7 | .479 | 27.5 | 5-4-1 | 1 | 17 | |
The Fighting Amish | 55-60-5 | .479 | 27.5 | 3-7-0 | 3 | 30 | ||
10. | Sofa King Juiced | 48-64-8 | .433 | 33 | 7-3-0 | 7 | 20 | |
11. | warlords | 48-67-5 | .421 | 34.5 | 4-6-0 | 2 | 9 | |
12. | Ignatius J. Rallies | 45-67-8 | .408 | 36 | 4-4-2 | 12 | 15 | |
13. | Whooping Zoidbergs | 42-77-1 | .354 | 42.5 | 2-8-0 | 14 | 10 | |
14. | Lady Gaga Regatta | 38-76-6 | .342 | 44 | 6-4-0 | 5 | 9 |
Week 13 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. Whooping Zoidbergs
Alabama Slammers vs. Los Wailoracles
Blonde Streaks vs. Phoenix Platypi
Lady Gaga Regatta vs. Lil Bitches
The Fighting Amish vs. warlords
Ignatius J. Rallies vs. Sofa King Juiced
Mizzoula Osprey vs. Bad Wolf
Mizzoula vs. Bad is the ESPN game of the week. The Osprey have feasted of late, winning the last five rounds against teams in the bottom half; will the Wolf prove tougher? The loss of #! pick Pujols has hurt Wolf, but they still have Weaver, ranked #6 overall this year. The Osprey don't have a single pitcher ranked in the top 100 - but with Kemp (#1) and Braun (#4), do they need one?