A broad spectrum of results this week. Everything from a tie to a near-whitewash. Here's the quick results: details, standings and the upcoming slate after the jump.
AZ SnakePit 1, Lil Bitches 9
Alabama Slammers 5, warlords 4
Blonde Streaks 5, Sofa King Juiced 5
Lady Gaga Regatta 5. Bad Wolf 4
The Fighting Amish 4, Mizzoula Osprey 6
Ignatius J. Rallies 3, Whooping Zoidbergs 7
Phoenix Platypi 2, Los Wailoracles 8
AZ SnakePit 1, Lil Bitches 9
Snake didn't play badly: they hit .296 with 10 HR. But they ran into an absolute buzz-saw in Lil, who hit .340 with 13 HR - and posted 64 K's and a 2.00 ERA to boot. Hitter of the Week Fielder had six HR and 13 RBI; Danks picked up two wins, while Liriano struck out 16. Scherzer got two W for Snake.
Alabama Slammers 5, warlords 4
Sv ended tied at five, and that was enough for the Slammers to win their ninth straight. Lind and Youkilis each drove in seven for them, while Madson picked up three Saves. On war's side, Cruz clubbed three Home-Runs, Storen saved four, and Zimmermann notched a Win and 13 strikeouts.
Blonde Streaks 5, Sofa King Juiced 5
Sofa got four HR from Berkman, and Ellsbury scored 10 Runs, as they took four hitting categories; Blonde edged RBI by two. The roles were reverse on the mound, as Sofa edged Sv by two; Blonde got a W and 10 K's from Verlander, with support from Hamels, who had a W + nine K's.
Lady Gaga Regatta 5. Bad Wolf 4
Lady picked up their first win of the year, all five of their points coming at the plate. They batted .340 and Boesch powered their offense, with three HR, scoring and driving in seven. Wolf came back on the mound, Pitcher of the Week Lee getting two W and 17 K, but a tie in Sv gave Lady the W.
The Fighting Amish 4, Mizzoula Osprey 6
Strong offense powered the Osprey, as they hit .300 with 50 RBI and 14 HR. Kemp led they way, with four home-runs and eight RBI; Cuddyer also drove in eight. The Amish came back in pitching, behind Greinke's two Wins and 15 K's, and three saves from Farnsworth, but fell short.
Ignatius J. Rallies 3, Whooping Zoidbergs 7
A strong week from David Ortiz, who had four home-runs and drove in 13, was key in the Zoidbergs notching their biggest victory of the season. A W and 11 K's from Cain also helped, and Rauch picked up the only save for either team. Gonzalez had 10 RBI and Stanton three HR for the Rallies.
Phoenix Platypi 2, Los Wailoracles 8
A lot of good performances for Los: four saves from Street, plus a W and two Sv from Axford, and a W + 11 K from Hernandez, four HR by Konerko and 13 RBI from Tulowitzki. They took four points in hitting and pitching, with Humber's two W and 12 K the highlight for the Platypi.
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last | Waiver | Moves | |
| 1. | Alabama Slammers | 68-27-5 | .705 | - | 5-4-1 | 11 | 19 | |
| 2. | Mizzoula Osprey | 65-33-2 | .660 | 4.5 | 6-4-0 | 8 | 18 | |
| 3. | AZ SnakePit | 57-37-6 | .600 | 10.5 | 1-9-0 | 4 | 7 | |
| 4. | Lil Bitches | 54-40-6 | .570 | 13.5 | 9-1-0 | 10 | 9 | |
| Phoenix Platypi | 55-41-4 | .570 | 13.5 | 2-8-0 | 9 | 19 | ||
| 6. | Los Wailoracles | 52-41-7 | .555 | 15 | 8-2-0 | 13 | 5 | |
| 7. | The Fighting Amish | 49-46-5 | .515 | 19 | 4-6-0 | 3 | 28 | |
| 8. | Bad Wolf | 46-51-3 | .475 | 23 | 4-5-1 | 6 | - | |
| 9. | Blonde Streaks | 44-51-5 | .465 | 24 | 5-5-0 | 1 | 17 | |
| 10. | warlords | 40-56-4 | .420 | 28.5 | 4-5-1 | 2 | 3 | |
| Ignatius J. Rallies | 39-55-6 | .420 | 28.5 | 3-7-0 | 12 | 13 | ||
| 12. | Sofa King Juiced | 35-58-7 | .385 | 32 | 5-5-0 | 7 | 17 | |
| 13. | Whooping Zoidbergs | 34-65-1 | .345 | 36 | 7-3-0 | 14 | 9 | |
| 14. | Lady Gaga Regatta | 29-66-5 | .315 | 39 | 5-4-1 | 5 | 9 |
Week 11 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. Phoenix Platypi
Alabama Slammers vs. Lil Bitches
Blonde Streaks vs. warlords
Lady Gaga Regatta vs. Sofa King Juiced
The Fighting Amish vs. Bad Wolf
Ignatius J. Rallies vs. Mizzoula Osprey
Los Wailoracles vs. Whooping Zoidbergs
Four of the top five face off this week, Alabama taking on Lil in the Game of the Week. Early pace-setters Lil fell off with a couple of rough weeks where they failed to score more than one point, but rebounded to deliver the same result last week. Can they topple the Slammers, who remain undefeated, with a 5-5 tie in the opening week the only blot on an otherwise 100% record?