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SnakePit Fantasy Baseball: Week 6

AZ SnakePit 3, Mizzoula Osprey 6
Alabama Slammers 5, Ignatius J. Rallies 3
Blonde Streaks 3, The Fighting Amish 5
Lady Gaga Regatta 5 Whooping Zoidbergs 5
Bad Wolf 2, Los Wailoracles 8
Sofa King Juiced 4, Phoenix Platypi 5
warlords 3, Lil Bitches 7

AZ SnakePit 3, Mizzoula Osprey 6
A grand-slam that wasn't turned the tide for Mizzoula. Moreland homered in Texas's rainout - with that, SnakePit would have won both HR and RBI. They piled up eight W and a 2.05 ERA, led by Kershaw's W + 11 K, but Osprey got 10 RBI from Braun, three Saves by Rodriguez.

Alabama Slammers 5, Ignatius J. Rallies 3
Despite having Gonzalez [five HR, 10 RBI], Rallies came up just short: W + HR were tied, and Slammers took K by one. They got 16 K's from Halladay, with Valverde and Madson adding three Saves. Stubbs scored seven Runs for them, while Beckett got a W and 14 K's for Slammers.

Blonde Streaks 3, The Fighting Amish 5
Amish hit for power rather than average, hitting only .208, but posting 11 HR behind Hitter of the Week Bautista, who had six homers, scored eight and drove in nine. They also got two Wins and 14 K's from Greinke. Wilson notched a Win and a Save on behalf of the Streaks.

Lady Gaga Regatta 5, Whooping Zoidbergs 5
Lady exploded offensively, swatting 11 HR with 40 RBI and a .308 average - Prado homered three times, and Martinez drove in 11. That let them take four of five hitting points, but the Zoidbergs flipped things round on pitching, behind Kennedy (W + 16 K) and a team 2.05 ERA.

Bad Wolf 2, Los Wailoracles 8
Los moved into the top half, sweeping pitching despite only two wins - Carpenter got one, as well as nine K's, and Axford saved three. Lester posted a W + 12 K for Bad Wolf. On offense, Konerko and Tulowitzki homered twice for Los; Castro (Wolf) led all players with five runs

Sofa King Juiced 4, Phoenix Platypi 5
Platypi held on for a tie in Runs, sufficient for them to pip Sofa, though it was  close. Platypi found the margin of victory in three categories from Gonzalez (two HR, 4 RBI, 2 SB), while Kimbrel got a W + two Sv. For Sofa, Dempster got a W + 11 K, and Ramirez scored seven Runs.

warlords 3, Lil Bitches 7
Lil swept hitting, belt-ing 14 home-runs: I say that, as they got three apiece from Beltre and Beltran. Phillips also drove in eight, and the team hit .294 overall, sweeping the hitting categories. war came back on the mound, Storen notching a scoreless W and Sv, but it wasn't enough.

Standings

Rank   Team W-L-T Pct GB Last Waiver Moves
1.   Alabama Slammers 41-15-4 .717 - 5-3-2 12 15
2.   Mizzoula Osprey 41-17-2 .700 1 6-3-1 9 12
3.   Lil Bitches 36-19-5 .642 4.5 7-3-0 11 4
4.   AZ SnakePit 33-23-4 .583 8 3-6-1 5 6
5.   Bad Wolf 31-27-2 .533 11 2-8-0 7 -
6.   Los Wailoracles 29-27-4 .517 12 8-2-0 14 5
7.   warlords 30-30-0 .500 13 3-7-0 2 3
8.   Phoenix Platypi 26-31-3 .458 15.5 5-4-1 10 15
9.   Blonde Streaks 24-31-5 .442 16.5 3-5-2 1 13
10.   Ignatius J. Rallies 22-32-6 .417 18 3-5-2 13 12
11.   The Fighting Amish 21-34-5 .392 19.5 5-3-2 4 16
  Sofa King Juiced 21-34-5 .392 19.5 4-5-1 8 14
13.   Whooping Zoidbergs 21-38-1 .358 21.5 5-5-0 3 6
14.   Lady Gaga Regatta 19-37-4 .350 22 5-5-0 6 8

Week 7 Games

AZ SnakePit vs. Bad Wolf
Alabama Slammers vs. Mizzoula Osprey
Blonde Streaks vs. Ignatius J. Rallies
Lady Gaga Regatta vs. The Fighting Amish
Sofa King Juiced vs. Los Wailoracles
warlords vs. Phoenix Platypi
Lil Bitches vs. Whooping Zoidbergs

Four of the top five go head to head this week, with the prime game an obvious pick: #1 Alabama Slammers vs. #2 Missoula Osprey, both sides being undefeated. The Slammers have taken full advantage of a weak early schedule - they haven't faced anyone currently in the top eight since week one, but have gone 36-10 over the past five rounds. Drew Stubbs and Roy Halladay have been their stars to date. The Osprey have only once failed to win by at least three points, a tie with Lil in week three. For them, Ryan Braun and Lance Berkman are both in the top three of all fantasy players. Should be a good one.