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AZ SnakePit Fantasy Baseball, Week 19

If it's Monday, it must be Fantasy Baseball day. Got a lot to get through, so let's plow right on in. Full recaps of the Division One-A games will follow a little later.

Division One
NiceCrispyBacon 5, Confederate Generals 5
Sofa King Juiced 6, Shoryukens! 4
Moving on Uptons 7, 7-2 Offsuiters 2
warlords 6. Blonde Streaks 2
AZ SnakePit 6, Funny Team Name 3
Baked 2, Lady Gaga Regatta 5
The Fighting Amish 7, Balco's Boys 1

Division One-A
DHARMA Initiative 6, U.S.S. Dickey 3
Dantes Revenge 2, Tempe Transients 7
Chazwozzles 0, Hell Boys 9
Spaghetti Monsters 6, Gang of Nine 4
The Septimoes 4, Carl Pavano Express 6
PhoenixFly 3, Mizzoula Osprey 7
Alabama Slammers 6, Gotham City Knights 3
Sprankton 5, Wimboes Barmy Army 5

DIVISION ONE

NiceCrispyBacon 5, Confederate Generals 5
Each team stole a point: Bacon snatched HR in hitting, Generals WHIP in pitching, and the end result was a tie. Bacon got two Wins from Dempster, and three homers from Young, but Jackson struck-out 18 for Generals, and Gutierrez had four RBI and two SB.

Sofa King Juiced 6, Shoryukens! 4
Led by Drew (two HR, seven RBI), Sofa took most of the hitting categories, and that propelled them to the overall win. Scott also had two HR, and scored seven. Abreu scored and drove in five for Shoryu, who also had a collective ERA of 3.32 for the week.

Moving on Uptons 7, 7-2 Offsuiters 2
League-leaders Uptons easily saw off 7-2, though the latter hold on to a playoff spot. Uptons came within one save of sweeping pitching, posting a 1.29 ERA - Lester notched two Wins and 11 K's, and Hernandez 20 strikeouts. Tulowitzki scored and drove in five for 7-2.

warlords 6. Blonde Streaks 2
Four home-runs from Lee, plus two wins from Santana, were the top performances by war, who moved into fifth as a result of this victory. Wins and Saves ended level, and Blonde hit .319 for the round, a number led by Podsednik, who batted .500 this week, going 13-for-26

AZ SnakePit 6, Funny Team Name 3
Snake hit .333 with Kubel and Uggla each enjoying two HR, seven RBI weeks - on the mound, Axford was responsible for all their Wins and Saves. Funny got two HR and eight Runs from Hamilton, Aardsma picked up three Saves and Reynolds scored six.

Baked 2, Lady Gaga Regatta 5
Runs, SB and Wins all ended tied, and Lady took K's by one, so this was probably closer than it looked. Lady had a team ERA of 1.93, and Santana got a Win and ten strikeouts. On offense, Montero (Baked) homered four times, and Pence (Lady) scored eight Runs.

The Fighting Amish 7, Balco's Boys 1
#2 Amish crushed cellar-dwellers Balco's, the latter's only point coming in Wins, where Wagner got one and two Saves. Otherwise, it was all Amish, with RBI and Sv level. A-Rod had four HR + nine RBI, while Dickey's complete-game shutout contributed to a 1.98 ERA.

Standings

Team W L T PCT GB Streak
Moving on Uptons 111 68 11 0.613 0 W2
The Fighting Amish 104 68 18 0.595 3.5 W1
AZ SnakePit 94 82 14 0.532 15.5 W1
Sofa King Juiced 95 85 10 0.526 16.5 L1
warlords 95 85 10 0.526 16.5 W1
7-2 Offsuiters 91 83 16 0.521 17.5 L2
Confederate Generals 85 92 13 0.482 25 W1
Lady Gaga Regatta 84 91 15 0.482 25 W1
Funny Team Name 81 90 19 0.476 26 L1
NiceCrispyBacon 83 93 14 0.474 26.5 L1
Blonde Streaks 83 94 13 0.471 27 L1
Shoryukens! 82 100 8 0.453 30.5 W1
Baked 78 97 15 0.450 31 L1
Balco's Boys 71 109 10 0.400 40.5 L1



Upcoming Games
NiceCrispyBacon at Funny Team Name
warlords at Shoryukens!
Balco's Boys at 7-2 Offsuiters
Baked at Blonde Streaks
Sofa King Juiced at AZ SnakePit
Moving on Uptons at Lady Gaga Regatta
The Fighting Amish at Confederate Generals

DIVISION ONE-A

DHARMA Initiative 6, U.S.S. Dickey 3
Dantes Revenge 2, Tempe Transients 7
Chazwozzles 0, Hell Boys 9
Spaghetti Monsters 6, Gang of Nine 4
The Septimoes 4, Carl Pavano Express 6
PhoenixFly 3, Mizzoula Osprey 7
Alabama Slammers 6, Gotham City Knights 3
Sprankton 5, Wimboes Barmy Army 5

Playoff Picture

Rank
Team
W-L-T
Pct
GB
GBP*
1.
Alabama Slammers
119-55-16
0.668
-
+31
2
Hell Boys
110-72-8
0.600
13
+18
3
Mizzoula Osprey
106-75-9
0.582
16.5
+14.5
4
Carl Pavano Express
104-78-8
0.568
19
+12
5
Gotham City Knights
99-74-17
0.566
19.5
+11.5
6
Spaghetti Monsters
94-83-13
0.529
26.5
+4.5
7
Tempe Transients
93-86-11
0.518
28.5
+2.5
8
The Septimoes
89-87-14
0.505
31
0
9
PhoenixFly
85-88-17
0.492
33.5
-2.5
10
DHARMA Initiative
86-93-11
0.482
35.5
-4.5
11
U.S.S. Dickey
81-96-13
0.461
39.5
-8.5
12
Dantes Revenge
80-100-10
0.447
42
-11
13
Wimboes B. Army
71-100-19
0.424
46.5
-15.5
14
Gang of Nine
70-102-18
0.416
48
-17
15
Sprankton
74-107-9
0.413
48.5
-17.5
16
Chazwozzles
52-117-21
0.329
64.5
-33.5
* italicized teams have clinched playoff spot
* bolded teams are considered "bubble" teams for playoffs
* GBP is "Games Behind Playoffs", or distance from the eight seed

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