Smug feelings for whoever had Edwin Jackson on their team this week - though his WHIP wasn't quite what you might expect from a no-hitter. Still, here are the quick results, with full details from both leagues [tip of the hat to Wailord for Division 2] after the jump.
Division 1
Balco's Boys 4, Baked 5
Funny Team Name 7, Shoryukens! 3
The Fighting Amish 6, 7-2 Offsuiters 2
AZ SnakePit 5, Blonde Streaks 4
Sofa King Juiced 4, Moving on Uptons 6
NiceCrispyBacon 6, Lady Gaga Regatta 4
Confederate Generals 6, warlords 4
Division 2
DHARMA Initiative 4, Gang of Nine 5
Dantes Revenge 6, Mizzoula Osprey 4
Chazwozzles 1, Gotham City Knights 7
Spaghetti Monsters 4, Wimboes Barmy Army 4
Scratch my Ichiro 9, Sprankton 1
Tempe Prangers 6, Alabama Slammers 2
The Septimoes 5, PhoenixFly 4
The Cardboard Boxes 2, Yiddish Pimp Slap 8
DIVISION 1
Balco's Boys 4, Baked 5
Baked slid by Balco's in this B-feature: HR were level at four, and that proved the deciding category. Three of those for Baked came off the bat of Upton (the good one), who also scored six. Soria notched two crucial saves for them, while Figgins had seven SB for Balco's.
Funny Team Name 7, Shoryukens! 3
A little closer than it looked, with Funny taking HR and RBI by only one point apiece. Still, their pitching was clearly superior, taking ERA 2.89 to 6.51. Gallardo had a Win and 12 strikeouts, and Beltre two HR + seven R. Tejada hit .481 and drove in seven on Shoryu's side.
The Fighting Amish 6, 7-2 Offsuiters 2
SB and Saved each ended tied at three apiece, but Amish dominated pitching in the Game of the Week, with a Win and 13 K's for Latos their best performance on the mound. 7-2 got three homers apiece from Wells and Weeks, but Amish got the same from Pedroia and A-Rod, the latter driving in ten.
AZ SnakePit 5, Blonde Streaks 4
Guerrero and Jeter each scored seven runs for Snake, who hit .308 for the week. Jones also scored seven for Blonde, homering three times, who also got a Win and nine strikeouts from Sheets. Kershaw fanned 11 for Snake, and SB ended level, with only one each.
Sofa King Juiced 4, Moving on Uptons 6
Sofa piled up 11 HR (three apiece for Konerko and Rasmus) plus 53 K's (Rivera had two W + eight K's), but it wasn't enough, as the Uptons posted a 1.87 ERA and 0.90 team WHIP. Lester had a W + 15 K's for them, while Phillips hit .407 and scored six runs.
NiceCrispyBacon 6, Lady Gaga Regatta 4
Bacon had the best ERA of the week, at 1.66, and also a BA of .327. Choo homered four times on their behalf, while Dempster had a W + 16 strikeouts, and Fuentes + Jenks each saved three. Bell and Cordero combined to save seven for Lady; Kinsler drove in six.
Confederate Generals 6, warlords 4
Wright hit .500, with two HR and eight RBI for war, and Santan had two Wins and 13 strikeouts in a losing cause. The Generals got two home-runs and five crucial runs by Napoli, as well as the only save of the week from either team by Feliz; Andruz also hit .458.
Team | W | L | T | PCT | GB | Streak |
The Fighting Amish | 65 | 43 | 12 | 0.592 | 0 | W2 |
7-2 Offsuiters | 62 | 50 | 8 | 0.550 | 5 | L2 |
Baked | 61 | 53 | 6 | 0.533 | 7 | W2 |
warlords | 61 | 54 | 5 | 0.529 | 7.5 | L1 |
Moving on Uptons | 60 | 54 | 6 | 0.525 | 8 | W1 |
Funny Team Name | 55 | 51 | 14 | 0.517 | 9 | W1 |
Blonde Streaks | 58 | 55 | 7 | 0.512 | 9.5 | L2 |
Sofa King Juiced | 56 | 56 | 8 | 0.500 | 11 | L1 |
AZ SnakePit | 56 | 56 | 8 | 0.500 | 11 | W2 |
NiceCrispyBacon | 51 | 58 | 11 | 0.471 | 14.5 | W1 |
Confederate Generals | 50 | 60 | 10 | 0.458 | 16 | W1 |
Balco's Boys | 52 | 64 | 4 | 0.450 | 17 | L2 |
Lady Gaga Regatta | 49 | 62 | 9 | 0.446 | 17.5 | L1 |
Shoryukens! | 47 | 67 | 6 | 0.417 | 21 | L1 |
Week 13 Games
Baked at Confederate Generals
Shoryukens! at AZ SnakePit
7-2 Offsuiters at Sofa King Juiced
Blonde Streaks at NiceCrispyBacon
Moving on Uptons at Balco's Boys
Lady Gaga Regatta at The Fighting Amish
warlords at Funny Team Name
DIVISION TWO
Rank
|
Team
|
W-L-T
|
Pct
|
GB
|
1
|
Alabama Slammers
|
72-38-10
|
0.642
|
-
|
2
|
Gotham City Knights
|
69-40-11
|
0.621
|
2.5
|
3
|
Mizzoula Osprey
|
66-49-5
|
0.571
|
8.5
|
4
|
Scratch my Ichiro
|
65-49-6
|
0.567
|
9
|
5
|
Spaghetti Monsters
|
61-49-10
|
0.550
|
11
|
6
|
Tempe Prangers
|
62-53-5
|
0.538
|
12.5
|
7
|
The Septimoes
|
59-53-8
|
0.525
|
14
|
8
|
PhoenixFly
|
56-53-11
|
0.513
|
15.5
|
9
|
Yiddish Pimp Slap
|
56-58-6
|
0.492
|
18
|
10
|
DHARMA Initiative
|
56-58-6
|
0.492
|
18
|
11
|
The Cardboard Boxes
|
53-59-8
|
0.475
|
20
|
12
|
Gang of Nine
|
49-59-12
|
0.458
|
22
|
13
|
Dantes Revenge
|
52-63-5
|
0.454
|
22.5
|
14
|
Wimboes B. Army
|
39-68-13
|
0.379
|
31.5
|
15
|
Sprankton
|
42-71-7
|
0.379
|
31.5
|
16
|
Chazwozzles
|
34-71-15
|
0.346
|
35.5
|
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