AZ SnakePit 3, Wimboes Barmy Army 5
Blonde Streaks 3, Arizona Muugens 6
GregSchulteOverdrive 8, Captain Douchebag 2
Balco's Boys 6, Baked 4
7-2 Offsuiters 7, Desert Dingleberries 3
warlords 2, Moving on Uptons 7
The Fighting Amish 3, Kapsaicin Kids 6
Shoryukens! 5, Confederate Generals 5
Details, standings, etc. after the jump...
Week 6 Results
AZ SnakePit 3, Wimboes Barmy Army 5
Rowand scored seven runs for Wimb, in a game where HR and RBI ended tied and both sides batted above .310 for the week: Hawpe drove in 12 for Snake. On the mound, Papelbon had two saves for Wimb, while Verlander (Snake) struck out 13.
Blonde Streaks 3, Arizona Muugens 6
Muugens piled up an amazing 18 SB: five each from Roberts, Wright and Werth. Another BA-heavy game, the sides hitting .315 and .357 respectively. Halladay had 2 W and 13 K for Muu, and Hoffman four SV: Harden got a W and 12 K for Blonde.
GregSchulteOverdrive 8, Captain Douchebag 2
Leaders Captain crashed and burned, taking only HR (Hamilton had three) and ERA. Otherwise, it was all Greg, with Choo (8 R, 9 RBI) and Beltran (8 R, 3 SB) their top performers. Peavy also had a W and 17 K's, while Lidge notched three Sv.
Balco's Boys 6, Baked 4
The sides combined for only 3 HR and 34 RBI, but Balco prevailed behind Helton (5 R, .375) at the plate, and Wilson + Sherrill (two Saves apiece) on the mound. Capps had two Saves for Baked, and Dukes' five RBI for them was the game high.
7-2 Offsuiters 7, Desert Dingleberries 3
A solid performance by 7-2, hitting .306 and posting a sub-three ERA for the week. Fielder and Ibañez each had 4 HR and double-digits in RBI, while Duke picked up a couple of wins. Parra had two W and 11 strikeouts for Desert in a losing cause.
warlords 2, Moving on Uptons 7
The Uptons took first-place, hammering 17 homers, with four by Morneau and three apiece by Stewart and Zimmerman. Gonzalez's Save and the vulture Win against AZ also proved helpful. Slowey picked up a W and ten K's for war.
The Fighting Amish 3, Kapsaicin Kids 6
Holliday and Martinez hit over .500 for the week, driving Kids to a .359 total, while Rollins' three SB were sufficient to give them that category too. Jimenez had a W and 11 K's; Santana had Amish's sole Win, along with 13 strikeouts.
Shoryukens! 5, Confederate Generals 5Gonzalez's five-homer week gave Shor the offensive edge, but Bartlett's four SB and a 333 BA for the Generals kept it close. Pitching reversed the roles: Generals had a W + 14 K from Kershaw, but Street's Save and zero ERA secured Shor a tie.
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last | Waiver | Moves | |
| 1. | Moving on Uptons | 34-21-5 | .608 | - | 7-2-1 | 10 | 5 | |
| 2. | 7-2 Offsuiters | 34-24-2 | .583 | 1.5 | 7-3-0 | 6 | 7 | |
| 3. | Arizona Muugens | 31-23-6 | .567 | 2.5 | 6-3-1 | 8 | 6 | |
| 4. | Wimboes Barmy Army | 32-25-3 | .558 | 3 | 5-3-2 | 2 | 5 | |
| 5. | Balco's Boys | 31-24-5 | .558 | 3 | 6-4-0 | 15 | 5 | |
| 6. | Confederate Generals | 32-26-2 | .550 | 3.5 | 5-5-0 | 14 | 18 | |
| 7. | Captain Douchebag | 31-27-2 | .533 | 4.5 | 2-8-0 | 5 | 7 | |
| 8. | warlords | 29-28-3 | .508 | 6 | 2-7-1 | 7 | - | |
| 9. | GregSchulteOverdrive | 27-28-5 | .492 | 7 | 8-2-0 | 12 | 5 | |
| 10. | Blonde Streaks | 25-29-6 | .467 | 8.5 | 3-6-1 | 1 | 4 | |
| 11. | Baked | 26-30-4 | .467 | 8.5 | 4-6-0 | 16 | 5 | |
| 12. | The Fighting Amish | 25-30-5 | .458 | 9 | 3-6-1 | 3 | 11 | |
| 13. | AZ SnakePit | 22-30-8 | .433 | 10.5 | 3-5-2 | 9 | 2 | |
| 14. | Kapsaicin Kids | 23-33-4 | .417 | 11.5 | 6-3-1 | 4 | 6 | |
| 15. | Shoryukens! | 24-35-1 | .408 | 12 | 5-5-0 | 11 | 15 | |
| 16. | Desert Dingleberries | 22-35-3 | .392 | 13 | 3-7-0 | 13 | 9 |
Week 7 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. 7-2 Offsuiters
Blonde Streaks vs. Wimboes Barmy Army
GregSchulteOverdrive vs. Arizona Muugens
Balco's Boys vs. Captain Douchebag
warlords vs. Desert Dingleberries
The Fighting Amish vs. Moving on Uptons
Shoryukens! vs. Kapsaicin Kids
Confederate Generals vs. Baked
Balco's Boys vs. Captain Douchebag is the MLB Network game of the week, and look for the running game to be in full effect here. Balco's have a 6-0 record in Stolen-Bases (Ellsbury's 16 leading the team), while Captain are 5-1, thanks to the legs of Crawford (24 SB). Captain have a well-balanced offense - five players with five HR or more - while Balco's will lean heavily on Chase Utley and his ten homers.