Here's a quick summary of the results from Week 3 of the SnakePit Fantasy Baseball Premier League. Full details, standings and preview after the jump:
AZ SnakePit 2, Balco's Boys 7
Blonde Streaks 5, GregSchulteOverdrive 3
Captain Douchebag 6, Desert Dingleberries 4
Arizona Muugens 3, Moving on Uptons 7
Wimboes Barmy Army 3, Kapsaicin Kids 7
7-2 Offsuiters 8, Confederate Generals 2
warlords 8, Shoryukens! 2
The Fighting Amish 5, Baked 3
Week 3 Results
AZ SnakePit 2, Balco's Boys 7
Balco's swept hitting, getting a pair of home-runs from Young, while Ellsbury scored nine times and stole six bases. SnakePit posted a 2.45 ERA, but lost McCann, who joined Nady on the DL.
Blonde Streaks 5, GregSchulteOverdrive 3
Blonde got two Wins and 17 K's from Harden, but Greg hit back with Moyer's two W to split that category. Both sides hit over .310: Cano drove in seven for Greg, but six runs from Hudson helped give Blonde victory.
Captain Douchebag 6, Desert Dingleberries 4
Douche managed only three HR and one W, but mopped up most other categories: Youkilis had eight R, and Valverde two saves for them. Granderson hammered four HR in Desert's cause and Davis added three more.
Arizona Muugens 3, Moving on Uptons 7
The Uptons went yard 16 times: four each for Bruce and Lee, while Pujols drove in 11. However, their pitching was equally good, Cain (W, 10 K) leading their rotation. Halladay had a W and 15 K's for the Muugens
Wimboes Barmy Army 3, Kapsaicin Kids 7
Kids dominated on the mound, Wood (3 Sv) and Weaver (W, 11 K) their leaders, taking all five pitching points. Hitting was more even, Inge homering three times for Wimboes; Kendrick scored and drove in six for Kids.
7-2 Offsuiters 8, Confederate Generals 2
Generals hit .332, but that was a rare win. 7-2 rolling to a solid victory. Kinsler had three HR and Fielder drove in seven; Gallarraga had a W and 11 K's. Braun (7 R, 3 HR, 8 RBI) was the Generals' star.
warlords 8, Shoryukens! 2
warlords swept pitching, Hanrahan (2 Sv) and Vazquez (W, 9 K0 their highlights. Lowe (W, 10 K) did well for Shory and they also got 3 HR from Reynolds, but Huff and Bay each had 6 HR, 6 RBI weeks for war.
The Fighting Amish 5, Baked 3
Amish notched eight saves (three for Franklin and Francisco), in a close game where R and HR ended up tied. Berkman homered twice for the winners, while Ankiel and Upton did the same for Baked in a losing cause.
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last | Waiver | Moves | |
| 1. | warlords | 19-11-0 | .633 | - | 8-2-0 | 7 | - | |
| 2. | Captain Douchebag | 19-11-0 | .633 | - | 6-4-0 | 5 | 5 | |
| 3. | The Fighting Amish | 16-11-3 | .583 | 1.5 | 5-3-2 | 3 | 10 | |
| 4. | Moving on Uptons | 16-11-3 | .583 | 1.5 | 7-3-0 | 10 | 3 | |
| 5. | Blonde Streaks | 15-11-4 | .567 | 2 | 5-3-2 | 1 | - | |
| 6. | 7-2 Offsuiters | 16-13-1 | .550 | 2.5 | 8-2-0 | 6 | 5 | |
| 7. | Balco's Boys | 14-12-4 | .533 | 3 | 7-2-1 | 16 | 4 | |
| 8. | Arizona Muugens | 14-14-2 | .500 | 4 | 3-7-0 | 8 | 3 | |
| 9. | Desert Dingleberries | 14-15-1 | .483 | 4.5 | 4-6-0 | 14 | 8 | |
| 10. | Wimboes Barmy Army | 14-15-1 | .483 | 4.5 | 3-7-0 | 2 | 5 | |
| 11. | Confederate Generals | 14-15-1 | .483 | 4.5 | 2-8-0 | 15 | 15 | |
| 12. | AZ SnakePit | 12-15-3 | .450 | 5.5 | 2-7-1 | 9 | 2 | |
| 13. | GregSchulteOverdrive | 11-15-4 | .433 | 6 | 3-5-2 | 12 | 5 | |
| 14. | Kapsaicin Kids | 11-18-1 | .383 | 7.5 | 7-3-0 | 4 | 2 | |
| 15. | Baked | 10-17-3 | .383 | 7.5 | 3-5-2 | 13 | 2 | |
| 16. | Shoryukens! | 9-20-1 | .317 | 9.5 | 2-8-0 | 11 | 6 |
Week 4 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. Captain Douchebag
Blonde Streaks vs. Balco's Boys
GregSchulteOverdrive vs. Baked
Arizona Muugens vs. Desert Dingleberries
Wimboes Barmy Army vs. Moving on Uptons
7-2 Offsuiters vs. Kapsaicin Kids
warlords vs. Confederate Generals
The Fighting Amish vs. Shoryukens!
Blonde Streaks vs. Balco's Boys is the MLB Network Game of the Week. While Blonde's pitching has been weak, with only five wins in three weeks, their hitting has impressed, in part thanks to the surprising start of Joey Voito (.371, 19 RBI). Balco's offense is led by Utley and Young (five HR each) and Sherrill has notched four saves for them.